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scenario please.
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scenario please.


If you were presented with cooked human flesh, would you eat it?

 
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maybe... babies are too fatty, adults are too lean... Cook me up some tweens, medium rare-ish and I'll contemplate it over a few beers and the open fire their roasting over
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Honestly if someone came up to me with a plate of cooked human meat and was like "here try this," I would most likely try it for several reasons:

 


This person just murdered someone and cooked them, it probably wouldn't be wise to reject them.
I've always wondered what human tasted like.
And when am I ever going to get another opportunity?
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UndKeineEier said
Honestly if someone came up to me with a plate of cooked human meat and was like "here try this," I would most likely try it for several reasons:

 


This person just murdered someone and cooked them, it probably wouldn't be wise to reject them.
I've always wondered what human tasted like.
And when am I ever going to get another opportunity?

1. nah, their uncle just died of liver failure and they were to poor for a proper burial.

2. a bit strange, I guess, but depending on your culture, humans eat just about every living creature they can cook.

3. you could always wait for a distant-ish relative to die (I certainly couldn't eat a parent or sibling, pesonally) or maybe you're the murderer?
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UndKeineEier said
 

 

I've always wondered what human tasted like.


 

Hmmmm... 
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Pete already knows what cock tastes like, so it's only natural he'd want to try cooked meats.
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Is the person we're eating like a natural-grass-fed person or a person who's been pumped full of steroids and corn-feed?
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Mmm...

I only consume hill-raised human beef though.

Organic, no nothing etc. . .

Gently-used muscles garner the best eating.

It can be a bit stringy though, so buyer beware.
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markuspoop said
Is the person we're eating like a natural-grass-fed person or a person who's been pumped full of steroids and corn-feed?


Whichever you prefer...

 
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hellboy1975 said
Pete already knows what cock tastes like, so it's only natural he'd want to try cooked meats.


indeed, and worth noting your mom's cock was the tastiest yet
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Why am I not surprised to see a 4/4 vote split?

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petemasterpete said

hellboy1975 said
Pete already knows what cock tastes like, so it's only natural he'd want to try cooked meats.


indeed, and worth noting your mom's cock was the tastiest yet


sorry pete but heckboy gotcha on that one.

 

 
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