How old are you?

How old are you?

0-10
1
3%
11-15
0
No votes
16-20
3
8%
21-25
4
11%
26-30
5
14%
31-35
10
27%
35-40
7
19%
41-45
3
8%
46-50
2
5%
Over 51
2
5%
 
Total votes: 37

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petemasterpete
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Re: How old are you?

Post by petemasterpete » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:42 am

You can accomplish anything you set your mind to.
Not entirely true at all ... set reasonable expectations of yourself ... if you're 5'2" and weigh 90 lbs. it's more than a certainty that the NFL is not for you.

Otherwise, drive fast and take chances, just not so often at the behest of others. No risk, generally provides little to no reward in any relevant capacity.

Perfection is unattainable ... don't waste your time

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Re: How old are you?

Post by basejumper » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:02 am

petemasterpete wrote:
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to.
Not entirely true at all ... set reasonable expectations of yourself ... if you're 5'2" and weigh 90 lbs. it's more than a certainty that the NFL is not for you.
You can do anything you set your mind to... it just has to be the ONLY thing on your mind if the task is very difficult. Most will get distracted by other things to truly accomplish ANYTHING they want but there are always exceptions to the rules.


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Height: 5 ft 1 in (1.55 m) Weight: 119 lb (54 kg)
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Re: How old are you?

Post by not tyson » Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:41 am

Not Tyson wrote:Don't take advice from guys on a message board would be my only tip.

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Re: How old are you?

Post by ilikecheese » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:05 am

tip
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Re: How old are you?

Post by hellboy » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:24 am

Not Tyson wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:Don't take advice from guys on a message board would be my only tip.
Tip noted and disregarded

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Re: How old are you?

Post by basejumper » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:35 am

ilikecheese wrote:tip
ilikecheese wrote:
basejumper wrote:etc.
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Re: How old are you?

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:57 am

I'm older than anyone born in the last 12 years. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
Hey! Denty!

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Re: How old are you?

Post by Ettan » Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:04 am

Ravenpig wrote:I'm older than anyone born in the last 12 years. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
wow

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Re: How old are you?

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:25 am

Ravenpig wrote:I'm older than anyone born in the last 12 years. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
Uh no. Not in Australia.
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Re: How old are you?

Post by ilikecheese » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:09 pm

Ravenpig wrote:I'm older than anyone born in the last 12 years. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
what about a '10' year old dog?
hmmmm?
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Re: How old are you?

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:51 pm

Mind = blown
Hey! Denty!

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Re: How old are you?

Post by petemasterpete » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:57 am

basejumper wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to.
Not entirely true at all ... set reasonable expectations of yourself ... if you're 5'2" and weigh 90 lbs. it's more than a certainty that the NFL is not for you.
You can do anything you set your mind to... it just has to be the ONLY thing on your mind if the task is very difficult. Most will get distracted by other things to truly accomplish ANYTHING they want but there are always exceptions to the rules.


Jack Shapiro - Smallest NFL player
Height: 5 ft 1 in (1.55 m) Weight: 119 lb (54 kg)
1 game in 1929 ... yep ... stand by my opinion that it's not a realistic aspiration
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Re: How old are you?

Post by hellboy » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:00 am

Being such a shortass it's no surprise Pete has such a dim outlook in life.

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Re: How old are you?

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:16 am

it's genetics man, my ancestors were built to carry stones up hills, shit beez like that sometimes homey.
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Re: How old are you?

Post by petemasterpete » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:21 am

hellboy wrote:Being such a shortass it's no surprise Pete has such a dim outlook in life.
nah, my outlook is so bright, I gotta wear shades in the dark, son ...

but, go ahead and keep giving out trophies for participation and being soft on the children ... nevermind that you're not special and the world isn't giving you shit.

"you can be an astronaut someday, son, if just put your mind to it" ... your mom is a fucking liar!

Obvious BONUS: never once bitched about legroom on a plane (so suck it)

Even more Obvious BONUS: Tits are eye level for me (so suck it)
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Re: How old are you?

Post by Kittaan » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:29 am

"How OLD are you?" - Said all the Lurkers after reading pretty much any thread on Fourtheye.
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Re: How old are you?

Post by not tyson » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:14 am

Pete seems to have short man syndrome

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Re: How old are you?

Post by petemasterpete » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:38 am

Not Tyson wrote:Pete seems to have short man syndrome
it's called a napolean complex ... if you had one, your dick would could possibly be as big as mine
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Re: How old are you?

Post by basejumper » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:10 am

petemasterpete wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:Pete seems to have short man syndrome
it's called a napolean complex ... if you had one, your dick would could possibly be as big as mine
There's hope for you yet, Pete!! Just believe!! :lol:

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Re: How old are you?

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:39 am

I think what Pete needs is a good ole fashioned negroplasty.
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Re: How old are you?

Post by petemasterpete » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:28 am

UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think what Pete needs is a good ole fashioned negroplasty.
once you go black, well, you all know the rest
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Re: How old are you?

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:14 am

petemasterpete wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:Pete seems to have short man syndrome
it's called a napolean complex ... if you had one, your dick would could possibly be as big as mine
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php ... is-a-myth/
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Re: How old are you?

Post by petemasterpete » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:34 am

N.Y.H.C. wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:Pete seems to have short man syndrome
it's called a napolean complex ... if you had one, your dick would could possibly be as big as mine
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php ... is-a-myth/
5' 7"?!?!?!?!?! wow, Napolean wanted to be just like me!

Forever more, it shall be considered a petemasterpete complex ... cuz I'm all sorts of a complex individual
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Re: How old are you?

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:45 am

Individual of what? Stupid opinions?
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Re: How old are you?

Post by petemasterpete » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:49 am

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Individual of what? Stupid opinions?
very complex stupid opinions maybe ... oh, no, I've said too much
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