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Re: How old are you?

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:42 am
by petemasterpete
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to.
Not entirely true at all ... set reasonable expectations of yourself ... if you're 5'2" and weigh 90 lbs. it's more than a certainty that the NFL is not for you.

Otherwise, drive fast and take chances, just not so often at the behest of others. No risk, generally provides little to no reward in any relevant capacity.

Perfection is unattainable ... don't waste your time

Don't have any fucking kids!

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:02 am
by basejumper
petemasterpete wrote:
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to.
Not entirely true at all ... set reasonable expectations of yourself ... if you're 5'2" and weigh 90 lbs. it's more than a certainty that the NFL is not for you.
You can do anything you set your mind to... it just has to be the ONLY thing on your mind if the task is very difficult. Most will get distracted by other things to truly accomplish ANYTHING they want but there are always exceptions to the rules.


Jack Shapiro - Smallest NFL player
Height: 5 ft 1 in (1.55 m) Weight: 119 lb (54 kg)

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:41 am
by not tyson
Not Tyson wrote:Don't take advice from guys on a message board would be my only tip.

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:05 am
by ilikecheese
tip

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:24 am
by hellboy
Not Tyson wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:Don't take advice from guys on a message board would be my only tip.
Tip noted and disregarded

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:35 am
by basejumper
ilikecheese wrote:tip
ilikecheese wrote:
basejumper wrote:etc.

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:57 am
by Ravenpig
I'm older than anyone born in the last 12 years. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:04 am
by Ettan
Ravenpig wrote:I'm older than anyone born in the last 12 years. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
wow

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:25 am
by UndKeineZwEier
Ravenpig wrote:I'm older than anyone born in the last 12 years. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
Uh no. Not in Australia.

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:09 pm
by ilikecheese
Ravenpig wrote:I'm older than anyone born in the last 12 years. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
what about a '10' year old dog?
hmmmm?

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:51 pm
by Ravenpig
Mind = blown

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:57 am
by petemasterpete
basejumper wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to.
Not entirely true at all ... set reasonable expectations of yourself ... if you're 5'2" and weigh 90 lbs. it's more than a certainty that the NFL is not for you.
You can do anything you set your mind to... it just has to be the ONLY thing on your mind if the task is very difficult. Most will get distracted by other things to truly accomplish ANYTHING they want but there are always exceptions to the rules.


Jack Shapiro - Smallest NFL player
Height: 5 ft 1 in (1.55 m) Weight: 119 lb (54 kg)
1 game in 1929 ... yep ... stand by my opinion that it's not a realistic aspiration

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:00 am
by hellboy
Being such a shortass it's no surprise Pete has such a dim outlook in life.

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:16 am
by N.Y.H.C.
it's genetics man, my ancestors were built to carry stones up hills, shit beez like that sometimes homey.

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:21 am
by petemasterpete
hellboy wrote:Being such a shortass it's no surprise Pete has such a dim outlook in life.
nah, my outlook is so bright, I gotta wear shades in the dark, son ...

but, go ahead and keep giving out trophies for participation and being soft on the children ... nevermind that you're not special and the world isn't giving you shit.

"you can be an astronaut someday, son, if just put your mind to it" ... your mom is a fucking liar!

Obvious BONUS: never once bitched about legroom on a plane (so suck it)

Even more Obvious BONUS: Tits are eye level for me (so suck it)

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:29 am
by Kittaan
"How OLD are you?" - Said all the Lurkers after reading pretty much any thread on Fourtheye.

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:14 am
by not tyson
Pete seems to have short man syndrome

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:38 am
by petemasterpete
Not Tyson wrote:Pete seems to have short man syndrome
it's called a napolean complex ... if you had one, your dick would could possibly be as big as mine

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:10 am
by basejumper
petemasterpete wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:Pete seems to have short man syndrome
it's called a napolean complex ... if you had one, your dick would could possibly be as big as mine
There's hope for you yet, Pete!! Just believe!! :lol:

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Re: How old are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:39 am
by UndKeineZwEier
I think what Pete needs is a good ole fashioned negroplasty.

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:28 am
by petemasterpete
UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think what Pete needs is a good ole fashioned negroplasty.
once you go black, well, you all know the rest

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:14 am
by N.Y.H.C.
petemasterpete wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:Pete seems to have short man syndrome
it's called a napolean complex ... if you had one, your dick would could possibly be as big as mine
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php ... is-a-myth/

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:34 am
by petemasterpete
N.Y.H.C. wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:
Not Tyson wrote:Pete seems to have short man syndrome
it's called a napolean complex ... if you had one, your dick would could possibly be as big as mine
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php ... is-a-myth/
5' 7"?!?!?!?!?! wow, Napolean wanted to be just like me!

Forever more, it shall be considered a petemasterpete complex ... cuz I'm all sorts of a complex individual

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:45 am
by UndKeineZwEier
Individual of what? Stupid opinions?

Re: How old are you?

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:49 am
by petemasterpete
UndKeineZwEier wrote:Individual of what? Stupid opinions?
very complex stupid opinions maybe ... oh, no, I've said too much