What has become of UKE?

What has become of UKE?

Is incarcerated.
2
11%
Is dead.
3
16%
Is on a vacation.
1
5%
Has given up on this forum and TooL.
5
26%
Is too drugged up to log on.
0
No votes
Is lost at sea.
0
No votes
His male prostitution gig has taken off and he is living the life of his dreams with Mitch his live-in lover/partner.
1
5%
His blow up friend is holding him hostage and making him rub lotion on the skin.
3
16%
Is a regular on the Justin Beiber forum now.
2
11%
Was actually Danny Carey but is now hard at work on a new album so no time to post meaningless drivel here.
2
11%
 
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What has become of UKE?

Post by basejumper » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:00 am

UKE, gone but not forgotten. What happened to him?
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:46 am

The last one is going to win, because it's true. He told me once. True story.

I hope he's ok, hopefully he's just taking a break from our bullshit.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by Kittaan » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:50 am

I miss the little guy. If you're lurking as another user UKE, at least say hi...
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by not tyson » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:49 am

Probably got a life.

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:52 am

Not Tyson wrote:Probably got a life.
This is the only one that we know isn't true.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by hellboy » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:57 am

Not Tyson wrote:Probably got a life.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by ilikecheese » Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:42 pm

Hellbouy, you should be forced to have to watch whatever horrible movie that's from just for posting that person's face.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by not tyson » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:29 pm

Face/Off is an awesome action movie.

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by hellboy » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:08 pm

ilikecheese wrote:Hellbouy, you should be forced to have to watch whatever horrible movie that's from just for posting that person's face.
When it comes to Nick Cage movies, force never needs to be applied.

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by ilikecheese » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:17 pm

But...he sucks.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:23 pm

Community just had a great episode where Abed takes a class whose point is to try to figure out if Cage is great or if he sucks.

Even he couldn't figure it out.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by not tyson » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:30 pm

Cage is an enigma wrapped in a quandary

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by The Boss » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:37 pm

Despite all my rage
I am still just
Nicolas Cage
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by xZ1mM3r » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:13 pm

The Boss wrote:Despite all my rage
I am still just
Nicolas Cage
"And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan..."
-John LaJoie (everyday normal guy)

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by Ravenpig » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:16 pm

Maybe UKE is one of these new members?

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by xZ1mM3r » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:45 pm

Ravenpig wrote:Maybe UKE is one of these new members?

IM ON TO YOU PAL.
lol maybe i should ask, who exactly is/was this UKE guy? just a random member like the rest of us?

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by The Boss » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:54 pm

xZ1mM3r wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:Maybe UKE is one of these new members?

IM ON TO YOU PAL.
lol maybe i should ask, who exactly is/was this UKE guy? just a random member like the rest of us?
You're not random; you're an asshole.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by xZ1mM3r » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:06 pm

The Boss wrote:
xZ1mM3r wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:Maybe UKE is one of these new members?

IM ON TO YOU PAL.
lol maybe i should ask, who exactly is/was this UKE guy? just a random member like the rest of us?
You're not random; you're an asshole.
yup im the asshole... and you would be the weak ass mother fucker struggling with addiction would you not?? and your girlfriend left your country i hear? poor bitch, whine some more on a forum.. you asked for this shit. you continually call me out and wanna start shit, for no reason. grow up you 30 year old fuck, and stop starting shit with people online.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by Kittaan » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:08 pm

xZ1mM3r wrote:struggling with addition
Well, to be fair... Math is hard...
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by xZ1mM3r » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:09 pm

Kittaan wrote:
xZ1mM3r wrote:struggling with addition
Well, to be fair... Math is hard...
lol fuck. fixed

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by TheBirdman » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:11 pm

The Boss wrote:Despite all my rage
I am still just
Nicolas Cage
Billy corgan should do a duet with nic cage and sing those lyrics. I would be entertained

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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by The Boss » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:13 pm

TheBirdman wrote:
The Boss wrote:Despite all my rage
I am still just
Nicolas Cage
Billy corgan should do a duet with nic cage and sing those lyrics. I would be entertained
As long as Cage could actually sing, this would be wonderful.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by The Boss » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:16 pm

xZ1mM3r wrote:
yup im the asshole... and you would be the weak ass mother fucker struggling with addiction would you not?? and your girlfriend left your country i hear? poor bitch, whine some more on a forum.. you asked for this shit. you continually call me out and wanna start shit, for no reason. grow up you 30 year old fuck, and stop starting shit with people online.
LOL, good point - I do tend to overshare here.

That said, I'm not really struggling - just needed to get my shit together and have a look at what I want for myself and the future. My girlfriend left the country to get a career. I should be following close behind once she lands one (unless she changes her mind).

I still maintain that you're a fucking dick, as every single thing you've posted here so far has been either aggressive bullshit or fanboi drivel.

But that's fine. We can't all be winners, can we.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

Post by TheBirdman » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:17 pm

The Boss wrote:
TheBirdman wrote:
The Boss wrote:Despite all my rage
I am still just
Nicolas Cage
Billy corgan should do a duet with nic cage and sing those lyrics. I would be entertained
As long as Cage could actually sing, this would be wonderful.
Haha but I doubt he could, for all we know he might be a better singer than actor, which wouldn't be hard.

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What has become of UKE?

Post by xZ1mM3r » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:19 pm

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