What has become of UKE?

What has become of UKE?

Is incarcerated.
2
11%
Is dead.
3
16%
Is on a vacation.
1
5%
Has given up on this forum and TooL.
5
26%
Is too drugged up to log on.
0
No votes
Is lost at sea.
0
No votes
His male prostitution gig has taken off and he is living the life of his dreams with Mitch his live-in lover/partner.
1
5%
His blow up friend is holding him hostage and making him rub lotion on the skin.
3
16%
Is a regular on the Justin Beiber forum now.
2
11%
Was actually Danny Carey but is now hard at work on a new album so no time to post meaningless drivel here.
2
11%
 
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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The Boss wrote:aggressive bullshit or fanboi drivel.
I prefer the third option.

And sometimes, if she's into it, the fourth hole.

Can't be too aggressive when dangling the fourth hole notion on a lady.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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Wow, wasn't expecting him to be off the grid this long, actually a little concerned now.

Sent him a PM over a month ago that he hasn't yet read. It's coming up on 2 months since he's logged into his account. Given how he pretty much lived here for a couple years at least, that's a little odd.

Hope he's OK. HB or maybe somebody he traded merch with (?), if you have an email, send him a note please. Not that there's anything we can do, just being human.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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Kittaan wrote:Wow, wasn't expecting him to be off the grid this long, actually a little concerned now.

Sent him a PM over a month ago that he hasn't yet read. It's coming up on 2 months since he's logged into his account. Given how he pretty much lived here for a couple years at least, that's a little odd.

Hope he's OK. HB or maybe somebody he traded merch with (?), if you have an email, send him a note please. Not that there's anything we can do, just being human.
Right on. I/We've been down this road before.

It always turns out that they've just read a book by Satre or Nietzche (fuck spelling and fuck you).

Interesting how no one noticed that Cheese was absent for a while. I was worried, so I threw him a line.

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Cheese isn't ever absent.... sometimes maybe more quiet than others ;)
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Facebook.
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The Boss wrote:Facebook.
What of it? I'm not a part of that cult community.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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basejumper wrote:
The Boss wrote:Facebook.
What of it? I'm not a part of that cult community.
You must imagine yourself to be so much better than the rest of us, then.

No, my point was Cheese was quiet for a while, and we tracked him down to say "Hey, what the fuck, man?"

Clearly UKE just wants to be left alone.
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The Boss wrote:
basejumper wrote:
The Boss wrote:Facebook.
What of it? I'm not a part of that cult community.
You must imagine yourself to be so much better than the rest of us, then.

No, my point was Cheese was quiet for a while, and we tracked him down to say "Hey, what the fuck, man?"

Clearly UKE just wants to be left alone.
I just don't participate in it. Why would you think that I would think that I'm better than anyone for not participating. That's a bit weird. The cult thing was just a joke because so many people can't get their head wrapped around the fact that I don't have a facebook account.

How is it clear he wants to be left alone? Are you saying that you tracked down UKE and he said to leave him alone? I'm not quite following.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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I no longer have a Facebook page and I'm glad I don't. I also miss it sometimes, which is weird. Even weirder is the look people give me when I tell them I don't have one. But it's no biggie. I'm no better than anyone for not having one. I just didn't want one anymore. It happens.

I would also like for someone to see what's up with UKE. It is weird for him to go this long without being here. If you're lurking buddy, at least come out and tell us to fuck off.

But I don't think he is. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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UKE dead it happens, meh.

Anyone with a facebook should give it up.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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He posted in the "Adam Q n A" audio thread in the front page by the way. So it seems he is around.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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Ravenpig wrote:He posted in the "Adam Q n A" audio thread in the front page by the way. So it seems he is around.
Yep. Now that we know he's not dead, we can start slagging him off for bailing on us!

The bastard!

He's almost as lazy as Tool!!!
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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Yea what a JERK.

How dare he make me miss him.

I mean, what?
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It was actually a Third Eye Blind forum, not a Justin Bieber forum.
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Oh. It's back.
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Re: What has become of UKE?

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UndKeineZwEier wrote:It was actually a Third Eye Blind forum, not a Justin Bieber forum.
Is that what this place was called before it was fourth eye?

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Re: What has become of UKE?

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UndKeineZwEier wrote:It was actually a Third Eye Blind forum, not a Justin Bieber forum.
So why didn't Markus tell us you were OK? That's his main hang.
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