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Skin & Bones
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favorite south park quotes

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i'll start with a good quote from the episode Let Go, Let Gov

Hippie: "Well well, the NSA. I should've known."

Joe: "We wanna talk to you about some tweets you've been tweeting."

Hippie: "Hey man, I was just blowin' smoke. Say, what right does the government have reading my private e-mails anyway?! Haven't you squares heard of the Constitution?"

Joe: "Yeah, we've heard of that. We've also heard of the Declaration of Independence. See, there's a lot of people out there who think like you, people who think their government doesn't have the right to go around poking their noses in the e-mails of its citizens. That is, until a plane flies into a couple of towers and a little girl loses her life. You wanna live in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home, and that land won't be home so long as folks out there wanna take that American flag and shove it so far up your ass that you shit stars and stripes for a week, and as you're sittin' there on the toilet with the Star-Spangled Montezuma's Revenge there's one thing I can guarantee you..."

Hippie: "Yeah? What's that?"

Joe: "You won't care who's checkin' your Twitter account then."
"Vision will blind. Severance ties. Median am I. True are all lies." - Sum
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They killed Kenny.

You bastards.
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