80's Hair Metal Songs ('Worst of' suggestions)

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80's Hair Metal Songs ('Worst of' suggestions)

Post by petemasterpete » Sat May 21, 2016 7:03 pm

I'm in a wedding where the party will be entering to 80's hair metal songs ... I want to have the best of the worst and feel making such a decision without the input of the greatest hair metal fans on earth (that's you Fourtheye) would be detrimental to the final outcome. im counting on your fantastical bottom feeding taste to take me right to the top of the spandex charts. So have at it. I promise to listen to every single one.
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Post by petemasterpete » Sun May 22, 2016 12:32 am

Thanx Uke, all songs I've traded back and forth over the last couple days ... with my sister (maybe should have mentioned that when I asked for suggestions cause Still of the Night could definitely raise the game!)
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Post by hellboy » Sun May 22, 2016 5:02 am

These are all great songs. I thought this was about shitty 80s hair metal?


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Post by Ravenpig » Sun May 22, 2016 2:07 pm

Hold on, there's such a thing as "shitty 80's hair metal"? Definitely news to me!
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Post by petemasterpete » Sun May 22, 2016 6:08 pm

Ravenpig wrote:Hold on, there's such a thing as "shitty 80's hair metal"? Definitely news to me!
if you think the likes of Poison, Stryper and Warrant have anything valuable to offer this world (or any other), other than an audible laugh and finger pointing, then that's totally on you
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Re: 80's Hair Metal Songs ('Worst of' suggestions)

Post by hellboy » Sun May 22, 2016 6:12 pm

petemasterpete wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:Hold on, there's such a thing as "shitty 80's hair metal"? Definitely news to me!
if you think the likes of Poison, Stryper and Warrant have anything valuable to offer this world (or any other), other than an audible laugh and finger pointing, then that's totally on you
Problem is none of those bands have been offered up as examples...

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Re: 80's Hair Metal Songs ('Worst of' suggestions)

Post by petemasterpete » Sun May 22, 2016 6:18 pm

hellboy wrote:
petemasterpete wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:Hold on, there's such a thing as "shitty 80's hair metal"? Definitely news to me!
if you think the likes of Poison, Stryper and Warrant have anything valuable to offer this world (or any other), other than an audible laugh and finger pointing, then that's totally on you
Problem is none of those bands have been offered up as examples...
just examples ... the closest thing to hair metal that had any semblance of quality was appetite for destruction era gunners, and in all honesty, apart from axl's ridiculous hairsprayed welcome to the jungle look, I wouldn't even consider them hair metal ... all of the examples given are still shitty and in no way should be taken as serious musical offerings, to be sure
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