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Post by **The Boss** » Fri May 24, 2013 4:01 pm

The Sydney Film Festival is in the middle of winter? Since when?

Wouldn't that make outdoor screenings a bit uncomfortable?

And that review sounds like a positive one for "A SERBIAN FILM".

Post by **not tyson** » Fri May 24, 2013 4:28 pm

I don't think they do outdoor screenings, I think you're thinking about Tropfest

Post by **petemasterpete** » Fri May 24, 2013 5:19 pm

Tyson said

â€œMovies really donâ€™t get much worse than Nicholas Winding Refnâ€˜s â€˜Only God Forgivesâ€™,â€ wrote Hollywood Elsewhereâ€™s Jeffrey Wells. â€œItâ€™s a sh-- macho fantasy â€” hyperviolent, ethically repulsive, sad, nonsensical, deathly dull, snail-paced, idiotic, possibly woman-hating, visually suffocating, pretentious. I realize I sound like Rex Reed on one of his rants, but trust me, please â€” this is a defecation by an over-praised, over-indulged director who thinks anything he craps out is worthy of your time. I felt violated, s*** upon, sedated, narcotized, appalled and bored stiff.â€

That and according to Hollywood.comâ€™s Matt Patches, apparently Ryan Gosling only has 17 lines of dialogue.

I think what this dipsit is saying is that you should spend your money on any of the various half-ass remakes or bullshit, poorly acted comic movies that hollywood seems so intent on overly hyping in the recent past

Post by **not tyson** » Fri May 24, 2013 5:27 pm

I'm pretty sure that guy has never seen Valhalla rising

Post by **The Boss** » Fri May 24, 2013 7:08 pm

Tyson said
I don't think they do outdoor screenings, I think you're thinking about Tropfest

Huh, probably.

Post by **The Boss** » Fri May 24, 2013 7:11 pm

petemasterpete said

Tyson said

â€œMovies really donâ€™t get much worse than Nicholas Winding Refnâ€˜s â€˜Only God Forgivesâ€™,â€ wrote Hollywood Elsewhereâ€™s Jeffrey Wells. â€œItâ€™s a sh-- macho fantasy â€” hyperviolent, ethically repulsive, sad, nonsensical, deathly dull, snail-paced, idiotic, possibly woman-hating, visually suffocating, pretentious. I realize I sound like Rex Reed on one of his rants, but trust me, please â€” this is a defecation by an over-praised, over-indulged director who thinks anything he craps out is worthy of your time. I felt violated, s*** upon, sedated, narcotized, appalled and bored stiff.â€

That and according to Hollywood.comâ€™s Matt Patches, apparently Ryan Gosling only has 17 lines of dialogue.

I think what this dipsit is saying is that you should spend your money on any of the various half-ass remakes or bullshit, poorly acted comic movies that hollywood seems so intent on overly hyping in the recent past

My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.

I'm expecting anal for this.

I can't remember the last decent movie I saw at the cinema. Oh wait, it was "THE HOBBIT". That fucking rocked.

Before that, "TED" and "THE DARK KNIGHT RISES".

That doesn't paint a pretty picture. Hollywood is officially dead.

Post by **not tyson** » Fri May 24, 2013 7:14 pm

No it's not, there are a lot of great films being made, you're just not going out of your way to find them.

I don't mind the odd blockbuster now and then either and the new Star Trek was fucking amazing.

I'm mainly going to go see The Great Gatsby in the cinema for the soundtrack.

Post by **not tyson** » Fri May 24, 2013 7:15 pm

Oh and Ted (horrible movie) is getting a sequel.

N.Y.H.C. · Post by **N.Y.H.C.** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:00 am

George Michael said

petemasterpete said

Tyson said

â€œMovies really donâ€™t get much worse than Nicholas Winding Refnâ€˜s â€˜Only God Forgivesâ€™,â€ wrote Hollywood Elsewhereâ€™s Jeffrey Wells. â€œItâ€™s a sh-- macho fantasy â€” hyperviolent, ethically repulsive, sad, nonsensical, deathly dull, snail-paced, idiotic, possibly woman-hating, visually suffocating, pretentious. I realize I sound like Rex Reed on one of his rants, but trust me, please â€” this is a defecation by an over-praised, over-indulged director who thinks anything he craps out is worthy of your time. I felt violated, s*** upon, sedated, narcotized, appalled and bored stiff.â€

That and according to Hollywood.comâ€™s Matt Patches, apparently Ryan Gosling only has 17 lines of dialogue.

I think what this dipsit is saying is that you should spend your money on any of the various half-ass remakes or bullshit, poorly acted comic movies that hollywood seems so intent on overly hyping in the recent past

My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.

I'm expecting anal for this.

I can't remember the last decent movie I saw at the cinema. Oh wait, it was "THE HOBBIT". That fucking rocked.

Before that, "TED" and "THE DARK KNIGHT RISES".

That doesn't paint a pretty picture. Hollywood is officially dead.

expecting anal is like watching a pot boil, won't happen bro. you get your ass out there and find that fucking dog!

N.Y.H.C. · Post by **N.Y.H.C.** » Thu May 30, 2013 3:05 am

this is the greatest bad movie you've probably never heard of. props to whoever has seen it already. a neighborhood favorite.

The Stoned Age

markuspoop · Post by **markuspoop** » Thu May 30, 2013 8:21 am

Hahaha.Â I remember that.

"Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!"

As for the greatest bad movie, this one takes the cake:

Post by **UndKeineZwEier** » Thu May 30, 2013 8:30 am

markuspoop said
Hahaha.Â I remember that.

"Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!"

As for the greatest bad movie, this one takes the cake:

I wonder how many people accidentally got that instead of the one with Micheal Keaton...

N.Y.H.C. · Post by **N.Y.H.C.** » Fri May 31, 2013 2:51 am

markuspoop said
Hahaha.Â I remember that.

"Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!"

As for the greatest bad movie, this one takes the cake:

DON'T EAT TOO MANY HOT DOGS!!!! hahaha

ziggy23 · Post by **ziggy23** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:04 am

phox_ · Post by **phox_** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:40 am

Ummm...I don't think I'll see the sequel.Â Looks like it's turning out to be more of a Scare Movie-type flick.

Post by **UndKeineZwEier** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:51 am

phox_ said
Ummm...I don't think I'll see the sequel.Â Looks like it's turning out to be more of a Scare Movie-type flick.

The first one really wasn't that great. I don't really have any interest in seeing a sequel.

ziggy23 · Post by **ziggy23** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:17 am

ziggy23 · Post by **ziggy23** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:32 am

Calfium Jay · Post by **Calfium Jay** » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:54 pm

The Boss said

My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.

I'm expecting anal for this.

She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.

Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.

Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:12 am

Calfium Jay said
The Boss said

My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.

I'm expecting anal for this.

She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.

Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.

Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.

She has more sense than that.

The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.

N.Y.H.C. · Post by **N.Y.H.C.** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:48 am

The Boss said

Calfium Jay said
The Boss said

My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.

I'm expecting anal for this.

She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.

Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.

Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.

She has more sense than that.

The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.

I kinda like M. Night.

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:54 am

NYHCster said

The Boss said

Calfium Jay said
The Boss said

My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.

I'm expecting anal for this.

She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.

Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.

Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.

She has more sense than that.

The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.

I kinda like M. Night.

No, you don't.

Here's the thing with Shyasndasjndjlan: Everyone likes one or two of his movies; but he's released so many dreadful ones, that it's got to the point where no one actually likes "him" nor his work. They just like those one or two movies he didn't completely suck at.

Oh, and by the way: If you didn't realise he was dead the whole time after a solid fifteen minutes in "THE SIXTH SENSE", you're a fucking idiot. That movie was boring and tedious once you received the OMG REVELATION of that fact.

N.Y.H.C. · Post by **N.Y.H.C.** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:12 am

my friends actually call him M. Night Shamalamadingdong. I loved Signs, the 6th Sense ehh not so much. The Happening had a dope premise but horrible acting. The Village had a horrible premise and excellent acting. I actually enjoyed Lady In The Water because of two reasons, (1) Paul Giamatti and (2) inside this 30 year old male there's an 9 year old Asian girl just waiting to get out...

Post by **The Boss** » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:19 am

NYHCster said
my friends actually call him M. Night Shamalamadingdong. I loved Signs, the 6th Sense ehh not so much. The Happening had a dope premise but horrible acting. The Village had a horrible premise and excellent acting. I actually enjoyed Lady In The Water because of two reasons, (1) Paul Giamatti and (2) inside this 30 year old male there's an 9 year old Asian girl just waiting to get out...

Water killed the aliens.

Water.

Water killed them.

The stuff that covers a fucking shitload of planet Earth.

Water.

Yeah, great movie.

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The Happening is worth watching just to see those idiots jumping off the building.Â