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Post by badkittygothgirl » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:53 am

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And that is why they are called the Crapitals.  LOL

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Post by ilikecheese » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:53 am

But yet, this beautiful Monday morning is somehow

so refreshing and I can't put my finger on it...

maybe, just maybe

it's because

I whopped "poops" ass last week?

That must be it, yup!

Poopers lost to me again!

OH I'm so sorry!



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When will he learn.

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Post by The Boss » Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:30 am

http://teamselector.footballaustralia.c ... 08b23bf851

Not a perfect team, but the best I can come up with on a cursory glance.
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Post by MOG » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:20 am

badkittygothgirl said

cheeseballs said



And that is why they are called the Crapitals.  LOL


I got nothing.  We do suck this year.  This is Chicago's year.  They are the best team I have seen assembled in a very long time.  Good luck to any team trying to beat them in a seven game series.

 

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Post by markuspoop » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:27 am

^Yeah, it may not have been the best time (though it needed to be done) to bring in a new coach to implement a new system in a shortened year where most, if not all, of your defensive guys didn't play any hockey overseas during the lockout.  And all that hype about Holtby after last years playoff run for him, just blew the fuck up.

That said, fuck the Red Wings and Sabres.  And double fuck the Atlanta Thrashers, oh wait.............
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Post by ilikecheese » Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:57 pm

markuspoop said
^Yeah, it may not have been the best time (though it needed to be done) to bring in a new coach to implement a new system in a shortened year where most, if not all, of your defensive guys didn't play any hockey overseas during the lockout.  And all that hype about Holtby after last years playoff run for him, just blew the fuck up.

That said, fuck the Red Wings and Sabres.  And double fuck the Atlanta Thrashers, oh wait.............


That would be the Winnipeg Thrashers.

And fuck you for 'fuck you'ing' the Red Wings, you penisless bloodspot, you.

Although I will say this, poopshitter, my good man

Unless you choke  this coming week (like your girlfriend did the other night while I was tickling her tonsils with my tippy tip), you should win the regular season title this year.  Oh, congratulations ahead of time...ha

Big deal, I know; because the regular season matters nothing (nothing's matter my taint!).  I will, however, do everything within my power to stop you as will the Maulers I'm sure.

 

Good luck buck

 

 

 
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Post by markuspoop » Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:13 pm

Yes I'm well aware of the Thrashers move to Winnipeg.  Just wanted to take a nice, low-blow (like the ones your girl enjoys giving), pot-shot, cheap-shot at our ATL-based hockey fans since their local team totally dipped out on 'em.

Hey I have no problem winning the regular season and the postseason.  Should be a piece of cake.  Especially since the competition is so sub-par.  I mean, what jackhole picks up and drops Wayne Simmonds 5-6 times a year like he's got a case of the clap.  Oh wait, it's the guy who does have the clap who makes those roster decisions with Simmonds.
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Post by ilikecheese » Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:50 pm

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Yes I'm well aware of the Thrashers move to Winnipeg.  Just wanted to take a nice, low-blow (like the ones your girl enjoys giving), pot-shot, cheap-shot at our ATL-based hockey fans since their local team totally dipped out on 'em.

Hey I have no problem winning the regular season and the postseason.  Should be a piece of cake.  Especially since the competition is so sub-par.  I mean, what jackhole picks up and drops Wayne Simmonds 5-6 times a year like he's got a case of the clap.  Oh wait, it's the guy who does have the clap who makes those roster decisions with Simmonds.


 

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Post by Kittaan » Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:36 pm

Just a quick NBA note in a thread overrun with Hackney... uh, Hockey...

 

Beyond stoked that my Warriors pulled out a 30 point decimation on the fuckin' Rockets tonight, who were only .5 games behind us!  That was a huge win, and gives me a little hope that we may not only sneak into the playoffs, but may even squeeze into the second round... depending on who we get seeded against, and of course assuming we don't choke yet again... all we need to do is stay healthy and on pace and we have a fighting chance.

 

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Post by markuspoop » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:54 am

^Speaking of NBA, my 'Zards have been surprisingly decent since Wall returned.  Only hope this improved play doesn't mean they lose a good draft slot and also hope it doesn't mean Ernie Grunfeld is back as GM.
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Post by MOG » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:48 pm

NBA....King James rules all the land.  Heat have won 22 straight games.  Shit is crazy.  DWade is healthy and playing the best ball I have seen him play in a long time.  Repeat bitches.

 

@Kittaan - Fuckin love what the Warriors are doing.  Big Steph Curry fan.  The guy is one helluva shooter.  But let's be real, GS can't beat OKC or the Spurs in 7.

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Post by Kittaan » Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:05 pm

@ Poop - yeah, I've watched them at least a couple of times this season, and there's more talent there than the standings reflect.  Wall is impressive most of the time, but he's also taken a dump when it counted.  Something I'm used to with the dubs, obviously.

 

@ Moggie - Yeah, Steph is the man (most of the time - see above).  So glad we locked him up while his ankle was still questionable.  He's looking pretty solid on that front so far - knock on Tyson's head.  

 

You are exactly right on the best of 7 matchups.  We can't compete with Timmie or Kevin there.  But I like our chances against the Clips.  That would be our best shot and it may be the way it shakes out.  I honestly will be happy with making the playoffs, considering our dismal record there over the last 2 decades.  Getting out of the first round would just be gravy... and clearly we're not going any farther than that without some major roster changes.  That being said, I'm really happy with the progress we've made this year and hope it continues.

 

And the Heat?  22 and counting is beyond impressive.  Just glad we already had our turn with them (split the season) before this run...  They may just take it all again, but they will work for it.  They are studly, but don't match up with some contenders as well as others.  And again, the 7 game series will be challenging on matchups.
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Post by MOG » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:36 pm

March Madness Time...Final Four Picks

 

Duke

vs.

Ohio State 

 

Michigan

vs.

Indiana

 

Final - Duke vs. Indiana

 

Champion - Duke

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Post by snazzlefrass » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:28 pm

mogeffingmog said
March Madness Time...Final Four Picks

 

Duke

vs.

Ohio State 

 

Michigan

vs.

Indiana

 

Final - Duke vs. Indiana

 

Champion - Duke


Every big game I've watched Michigan play they've lost. Did I mention how much I hate basketball? Every time I watch it some sissy is faking an injury. "Aww shit that dude dunked! He's only 7 foot tall and he dunked? Wow let's make it an ESPN top 10 play!"

Meh I'll stick to watching hockey. Even if my team keeps disappointing me. Better than the drama surrounding all the other sports.

Okay I'm done. Carry on fellas.

 
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Post by markuspoop » Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:56 pm

mogeffingmog said
March Madness Time...Final Four Picks

 

Duke

vs.

Ohio State 

 

Michigan

vs.

Indiana

 

Final - Duke vs. Indiana

 

Champion - Duke


Fuck that.  Duke's not winning shit because more often than not Coach Ratface will have his team flame out in the 2nd or 3rd round.  Fuck Duke.  Fuck 'em straight to Hell.

Hoping Miami can make it pretty far.  Seems like lots of people are sleeping on them.

 
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Post by MOG » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:02 pm

markuspoop said

mogeffingmog said
March Madness Time...Final Four Picks

 

Duke

vs.

Ohio State 

 

Michigan

vs.

Indiana

 

Final - Duke vs. Indiana

 

Champion - Duke


Fuck that.  Duke's not winning shit because more often than not Coach Ratface will have his team flame out in the 2nd or 3rd round.  Fuck Duke.  Fuck 'em straight to Hell.

Hoping Miami can make it pretty far.  Seems like lots of people are sleeping on them.

 


You are just sour because of the rivalry with the Terps.  Which is understandable.  I am a diehard Terps fan and am sour as hell about them getting snubbed this year.  However, unlike most Maryland fans, I do respect Duke.  Coach K builds consistently excellent teams.  The guy has won 4 national championships.  With Kelly back and healthy I think Duke will win it all. 

Everyone is jumping on the Louisville bandwagon but I don't think they even deserved the top overall seed.  That should have went to Indiana if you look at their body of work this year.

As for the Terps, I am already looking forward to next year.  We are so young and the team is full of talent.

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Post by petemasterpete » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:43 am

sure, basketball is a sport... for ladies... at a high school and collegiate level... maybe... when travelling isn't actually accepted
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining

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Post by ilikecheese » Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:35 am

AS noted in the above picture, I only watch basketbrawl-

bring back the bad boys baby.

Other than that, Duke sucks puss-filled sore-

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Post by markuspoop » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:03 am

mogeffingmog said

markuspoop said


mogeffingmog said
March Madness Time...Final Four Picks

 

Duke

vs.

Ohio State 

 

Michigan

vs.

Indiana

 

Final - Duke vs. Indiana

 

Champion - Duke


Fuck that.  Duke's not winning shit because more often than not Coach Ratface will have his team flame out in the 2nd or 3rd round.  Fuck Duke.  Fuck 'em straight to Hell.

Hoping Miami can make it pretty far.  Seems like lots of people are sleeping on them.

 


You are just sour because of the rivalry with the Terps.  Which is understandable.  I am a diehard Terps fan and am sour as hell about them getting snubbed this year.  However, unlike most Maryland fans, I do respect Duke.  Coach K builds consistently excellent teams.  The guy has won 4 national championships.  With Kelly back and healthy I think Duke will win it all. 

Everyone is jumping on the Louisville bandwagon but I don't think they even deserved the top overall seed.  That should have went to Indiana if you look at their body of work this year.

As for the Terps, I am already looking forward to next year.  We are so young and the team is full of talent.


The Terps didn't get snubbed at all.  Having a weak non-conference schedule plus some terrible losses at like BC, at GT, and twice 2 FL. St. are what doomed the Terps.  They weren't snubbed.  Lot of inconsistent play from lots of guys on their roster (especially Len) and not having a real, bonafide point guard are what did 'em in.

I can respect Coach K while also thinking he's a bit of a cry-baby when his teams lose and that teams of his caliber more often than not underachieve once the get into the tourney.

As for the Terps next year.  Looks like they got a pretty good recruiting class coming in, plus having a year of experience for Cleare and Mitchell should help alot if/when Len leave.  Really think Len shouldn't leave b/c he's just not ready (a guy who is 7 feet should not disappear for long stretches of games and/or get dominated by guys smaller than he is, but both of those cases happened too much this year) bu the allure of NBA money will probably be too much.  Having Wells back for his senior year should be awesome too.

 

Oh and Mog, where do you come down on this whole O's/Ravens scheduling snafu?

 
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Post by Kittaan » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:46 am

This is a trip

 



 

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/906 ... revolution

 

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Post by ilikecheese » Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:06 pm

doesn't look like hockey to me
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Post by Kittaan » Fri Mar 22, 2013 3:49 pm

^ They could apply the same principles to a hockey game.  But what a colossal waste of time and effort, right?  I know!  
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Post by markuspoop » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:47 pm

mogeffingmog said
March Madness Time...Final Four Picks

 

Duke

vs.

Ohio State 

 

Michigan

vs.

Indiana

 

Final - Duke vs. Indiana

 

Champion - Duke


What's that about Duke, again?
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Post by markuspoop » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:49 pm


snazzlefrass said



Every big game I've watched Michigan play they've lost. Did I mention how much I hate basketball? Every time I watch it some sissy is faking an injury.


That dude on Louisville wasn't faking an injury, that's for sure.  Ouch
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