Football (AKA Footy, Soccer, The Beautiful Game, etc)

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Football (AKA Footy, Soccer, The Beautiful Game, etc)

Post by Ettan » Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:16 pm

Football related things only please.

New York City FC have signed David Villa, maybe Lampard as well?

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Post by Ettan » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:53 am

Lampard has left Chelsea, rumors says that he'll go to New York City FC. Shieet

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Post by liz » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:58 am

Football and soccer are not the same. Football is a brutish sport. Gladiators for the modern age.

Soccer is a little more genteel; although they do head butt the ball....that's just silly.
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Post by doors » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:06 am

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I can't think of a more boring sport than American football.

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Post by doors » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:09 am

liz wrote:Football and soccer are not the same. Football is a brutish sport. Gladiators for the modern age.

Soccer is a little more genteel; although they do head butt the ball....that's just silly.
Are you talking about AFL when you mean by football?

WTF are you talking about? They hardly use their feet.

Aerial ping pong is what it is.

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Post by liz » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:17 am

Well my Aussie football experience is in Victoria and South Australia, so yeah AFL. Mind you American football and rugby here seem kinda similar, although the yanks do wear all the padding.
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Post by not tyson » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:28 am

doors wrote:
liz wrote:Football and soccer are not the same. Football is a brutish sport. Gladiators for the modern age.

Soccer is a little more genteel; although they do head butt the ball....that's just silly.
Are you talking about AFL when you mean by football?

WTF are you talking about? They hardly use their feet.

Aerial ping pong is what it is.

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Oh boy, you really fucked up now kid.

AFL is one of the most 3 dimensional games out of all the sports, it is hands down the best sport in regards to fitness, athleticism and toughness.

Try watching a game some time.

This is coming from a NSW kid brought up on NRL.

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Post by not tyson » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:31 am

liz wrote:Well my Aussie football experience is in Victoria and South Australia, so yeah AFL. Mind you American football and rugby here seem kinda similar, although the yanks do wear all the padding.
They are in no way similar, any of the games.

Why pipe an opinion when you come from the corner of ignorance?

Why the fuck are you even in this thread?

Oh look someone said something, I know nothing, well I feel I have a general idea of the subject, I better reply hurr durr.

There are people with down syndrome with probably more self awareness.

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Post by liz » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:46 am

Not Tyson wrote:
liz wrote:Well my Aussie football experience is in Victoria and South Australia, so yeah AFL. Mind you American football and rugby here seem kinda similar, although the yanks do wear all the padding.
They are in no way similar, any of the games.

Why pipe an opinion when you come from the corner of ignorance?

Why the fuck are you even in this thread?

Oh look someone said something, I know nothing, well I feel I have a general idea of the subject, I better reply hurr durr.

There are people with down syndrome with probably more self awareness.
Bite me baby cakes. My original premise was that football and soccer are not similar. Don't you hate it when we concur? :)
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Re: Football (AKA Footy, Soccer, The Beautiful Game, etc)

Post by doors » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:56 am

I'm not a fan of the game Tyson but I respect your opinion.

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Post by Ettan » Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:28 am

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Post by The Boss » Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:10 pm

Not Tyson wrote:
liz wrote:Well my Aussie football experience is in Victoria and South Australia, so yeah AFL. Mind you American football and rugby here seem kinda similar, although the yanks do wear all the padding.
They are in no way similar, any of the games.

Why pipe an opinion when you come from the corner of ignorance?

Why the fuck are you even in this thread?

Oh look someone said something, I know nothing, well I feel I have a general idea of the subject, I better reply hurr durr.

There are people with down syndrome with probably more self awareness.
Oh.

Wow.

I'm not even going to bother.

I will say that AFL is a unique and complex game, though.

Not touching anything liz said, though. No one wants to read my essays.
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Post by Ettan » Thu Jun 05, 2014 6:40 am

Wait.. David Villa to MCFC?! You lucky aussies.

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Football (AKA Footy, Soccer, The Beautiful Game, etc)

Post by BlackHole83 » Thu Jun 05, 2014 7:17 am

It's just a temp gig until MLS kicks off next season. But it is fantastic for Australian football

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Post by not tyson » Thu Jun 05, 2014 8:42 am

Who?

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Post by Ettan » Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:50 am

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Post by petemasterpete » Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:18 am

doors wrote:Image

I can't think of a more boring sport than American football.
Cricket, baseball, rugby league, netball, field hockey, lawn bowls, curling, tennis, motorsports, tour de bicycles, most Olympic events ... Need I continue?
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Post by petemasterpete » Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:28 am

liz wrote:Well my Aussie football experience is in Victoria and South Australia, so yeah AFL. Mind you American football and rugby here seem kinda similar, although the yanks do wear all the padding.
Another retarded 'padding' comment ... Put on some pads, run full speed into a 140kg guy that runs olympic-type speed whose just launched himself headfirst into your chest ... Tell me how much those pads helped your loss of breath, whiplash, and cracked sternum
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Post by The Boss » Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:33 am

Take out lawn bowls and netball, kid - and I have your fucking back.

"World" Ball between Oz and NZ last year for Netball was one of the coolest games of anything I've ever watched.
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