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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by liz » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:45 pm

There you go Busty

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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by hellboy » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:51 pm

tys0n wrote:
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I mean all the fat stacks running this site brings in.
That goes straight into an offshore account

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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by Busty McCracken » Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:02 am

Why thank you Liz
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by tys0n » Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:29 am

Nah people earning over $126,000 get jack shit the first round, everyone under gets a little something

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-04/ ... t/11277190
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by Busty McCracken » Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:32 am

Yeh fuck those guys!
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by tys0n » Fri Jul 05, 2019 5:02 am

Anyone on or over that sort of dosh has plenty of options to reduce their taxable income and receive the credits.

Investment property there, salary sacrifice into super here and a dash of creative accounting and bobs your uncle.
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by tys0n » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:44 pm

https://www.nbnco.com.au/corporate-info ... ale-prices

Affordable 1Gbps plans!

That's a lot of porn!
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Re: Australian politics thread

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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by liz » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:11 pm

Looks pretty self explanatory to me.
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by earthrocker » Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:51 pm

Bloody millenials
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by tys0n » Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:12 am

Since when did Jews care about money?
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:50 pm

tys0n wrote:
Thu Oct 31, 2019 12:12 am
Since when did Jews care about money?

Imagine the uproar if I'd made that statement, only I'd replaced "Jews" with "Aboriginals" and "money" with "meth".

But nah, carry on.


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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by tys0n » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:07 am



What a gutless CUNT

'Oh he and her lost their home I'll just skip away to my com car'
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:28 am

Ouch. Just trots away thinking fuck probably should have brought some security.
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Re: Australian politics thread

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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:07 pm

tys0n wrote:
Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:07 am


What a gutless CUNT

'Oh he and her lost their home I'll just skip away to my com car'

There are bushfires raging across Victoria and NSW and you use the opportunity to take potshots at the Liberals.

Talk about "gutless cunts". Just when I thought you couldn't sink any fucking lower...

Where are The Greens in all this, may I ask?? The 'great environmentalists'?

Don't see them down on the front lines do you??

Now go back to yr six pack....
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by tys0n » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:56 pm

Calfium Jay wrote:
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There are bushfires raging across Victoria and NSW and you use the opportunity to take potshots at the Liberals.
Yes, the fires directly affecting my community and I am directing my anger at the lack of action of our Prime Minister, who happens to be a liberal, as you pointed out.
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Talk about "gutless cunts". Just when I thought you couldn't sink any fucking lower...
Nah gutless would be me fucking off to Hawaii to let my and my neighbors houses burn
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Where are The Greens in all this, may I ask?? The 'great environmentalists'?

Don't see them down on the front lines do you??
Why would you? They aren't the elected party to lead the nation nor the states. The don't have any thing to do with policies enacted by these governments. Why are you mentioning the Greens?
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Now go back to yr six pack....
Will do chief.
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by liz » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:49 pm

It always helps to have someone to direct your anger at. He is performing a needed community service.
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by hellboy » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:11 am

I've never understood the need to have pollies on the front line. I'd prefer they do their actual job in the first place.

Scummo has done a pretty fucking lousy job so far.

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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by tys0n » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:13 am

liz wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:49 pm
It always helps to have someone to direct your anger at. He is performing a needed community service.
I've lived through enough natural disasters to see when a PM has missed their mark as leader of our nation by a fucking mile.

Take off the blinkers.
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by liz » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:23 am

tys0n wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:13 am
liz wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:49 pm
It always helps to have someone to direct your anger at. He is performing a needed community service.
I've lived through enough natural disasters to see when a PM has missed their mark as leader of our nation by a fucking mile.

Take off the blinkers.
I'm not going to be an apologist for him. Yes indeed he has not played, and dont ever doubt its what they all to, this catastrophe to his advantage. he has made several political and leadership missteps.

I don't need to see any more trashy news stories though about devastated emotional people name calling and telling us who they vote for. Its just so unhelpful.
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by Busty McCracken » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:32 am

For what it's worth I hate left and right sides equally so is without bias , but to me he hasn't shown great leadership qualities these last few months.

But on the other side of the token the constant online bashing and agenda pushing is also getting pretty damn old.

Anyone not directly impacted by these fires that has criticized the leadership without adding a donation or doing something is adding nothing positive to the situation.
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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by hellboy » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:32 am

liz wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:23 am
I don't need to see any more trashy news stories though about devastated emotional people name calling and telling us who they vote for. Its just so unhelpful.
Agree 100%, media should be putting pressure on the PM in regards to his climate policies, not showing emotional people getting stuck into Scummo.

Unfortunately they seem entirely unwilling to do so, which I'm sure has nothing to do with those who wield the power behind the scenes in both the media and the Liberal party.

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Re: Australian politics thread

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Re: Australian politics thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:18 pm

The Royal Commission into the 2009 bushfires in Victoria came up with recommendations that the amount of back burning in Victorian rural regions be quadrupled.

Unfortunately Labor in this state kowtow to the putrid Greens on such matters and this has not been carried out. In fact, individuals in rural areas have faced fines of up to $150,000 for clearing their land of undergrowth.

Heads should but probably won't roll for this. Because Victoria.
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