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Post by Boldizar » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:58 am

^WOW. I had no idea.
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Post by inequitude » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:37 am

hellboy wrote:
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Whereabouts in Bali are ya headed? Is the whole trip already booked in or you're open to suggestio
Vaguely planned. My uncle lives over there, and owns a couple of villas, so will be staying with him.

We'll have a bunch of kids in tow, so unlike my last trip it'll be focused mainly on them - the usual animal/water parks, etc. I'd like to do some scuba diving while there.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by ziggy23 » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:56 pm

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- You like noisy music?
- Yes. The louder the better. Stops me from thinking.
- You don't like to think? What do you like?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:57 pm

Bill Hilly wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:47 am
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@Bob. Nah mate. Before Eric bana moved to Hollywood to become a star he was on a classic Aussie skit tv show in the 90s called full frontal. One of the characters he played was Poita
That's Eric Bana? What? :lol:
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Post by Tool_User » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:59 pm

He is very good as chopper.

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Post by M0G » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:15 pm

I am praying for Title Waves that this topic gets back on track. Our Beloved Tool needs our undivided attention at all times.

So I was thinking about the new album and Gnostic traditions and how they could relate to modern day cuisine. Seeing as Tool has already given us a cookie recipe maybe we have missed so much more over the years. Maynard being the wine and food connoisseur that he is one has to think there are other hidden gems.

Rumor has it if you change the songs around on the new album and then play it backwards there is a superb Lasagna recipe at the end PLUS a 10% discount code on Maynard's wine.

WIN WIN
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Boldizar » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:28 pm

"I have a confession. Ever heard of that restaurant the Borgata? Got the best fucking pasta in the world and I just ate a whole bunch of it. I'm like pregnant, like Elvis pregnant. I might go to sleep right here. Fuckin' pasta coma. Only thing keeping me awake? Jersey!" - MJK

Maynard James Keenan opens wine, pasta cafe in Cottonwood


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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:59 pm

Tool_User wrote:
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He is very good as chopper.
Yes he most definitely was. If ya keep stabbing me ya gonna kill me
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Post by hellboy » Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:09 pm

ziggy23 wrote:
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<snipped tour rumour twitter image>
Nice to hear an announcement is coming, but surely it's a no brainer that there will be a Tool tour later this year, and that it'll be announced in the next few weeks. Maybe the DJ has some inside news, but it's a claim many of us could make and feel quite confident it'll come true.

Also, I forgot to mention but the best part from the likely fake album post yesterday:
Maynard started to yell not scream but yell with blast beats in the background.

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Post by 264zn » Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:22 pm

So just to confirm (in case I missed something) we're no closer to knowing any more about the album this week right? Can we still expect that release date will be hit with how late we're getting and no sign of a single?

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Post by hellboy » Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:32 pm

264zn wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:22 pm
So just to confirm (in case I missed something) we're no closer to knowing any more about the album this week right? Can we still expect that release date will be hit with how late we're getting and no sign of a single?
No new news at all. I don't really have any doubts about the release date though.

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Post by Takeo » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:01 pm

I give it through next week to be on a “normal” release track. Late July with no news and I’m head scratching and a little peeved. Two live songs and a release date and nothing in between is bizarre.

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Post by Matthewc25 » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:20 pm

I just had surgery and a single release or even just an album update in general would make my recover that much better! But I’m not holding my breath.

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Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:39 pm

I really couldn't care less. We know the new album is coming August 30. Well you can choose to believe it will be delayed if you'd like but I have no doubts about it

Other than that, album title , track listing artwork etc. It'll come between now and August 30, when / if it gets announced before album drops , cool. If not. Also cool.

As far as the argument they've played two new songs. Its only because of the internet, our impatience and people recording songs that weren't supposed too as to why we've even heard em in the first place. Some people are just hard to please I guess
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Post by hellboy » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:42 pm

Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:39 pm
I really couldn't care less. We know the new album is coming August 30. Well you can choose to believe it will be delayed if you'd like but I have no doubts about it

Other than that, album title , track listing artwork etc. It'll come between now and August 30, when / if it gets announced before album drops , cool. If not. Also cool.

As far as the argument they've played two new songs. Its only because of the internet, our impatience and people recording songs that weren't supposed too as to why we've even heard em in the first place. Some people are just hard to please I guess
Agree with all this for the most part. I'm curious for the track list, album name, new song, etc. but happy to wait until Aug 30 for this.

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Post by liz » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:54 pm

hellboy wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:42 pm
Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:39 pm
I really couldn't care less. We know the new album is coming August 30. Well you can choose to believe it will be delayed if you'd like but I have no doubts about it

Other than that, album title , track listing artwork etc. It'll come between now and August 30, when / if it gets announced before album drops , cool. If not. Also cool.

As far as the argument they've played two new songs. Its only because of the internet, our impatience and people recording songs that weren't supposed too as to why we've even heard em in the first place. Some people are just hard to please I guess
Agree with all this for the most part. I'm curious for the track list, album name, new song, etc. but happy to wait until Aug 30 for this.

All I really want to know is where to send my fatass dirty dollar
No doubt there will be some entrepreneurial soul in Bali happy to sell you an advance copy!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Bill Hilly » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:06 pm

49 days until I can hear these new songs you guys are all talking about. A groan of tedium just escaped me. Hope nobody heard that.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by 264zn » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:06 pm

hellboy wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:42 pm
Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:39 pm
I really couldn't care less. We know the new album is coming August 30. Well you can choose to believe it will be delayed if you'd like but I have no doubts about it

Other than that, album title , track listing artwork etc. It'll come between now and August 30, when / if it gets announced before album drops , cool. If not. Also cool.

As far as the argument they've played two new songs. Its only because of the internet, our impatience and people recording songs that weren't supposed too as to why we've even heard em in the first place. Some people are just hard to please I guess
Agree with all this for the most part. I'm curious for the track list, album name, new song, etc. but happy to wait until Aug 30 for this.

All I really want to know is where to send my fatass dirty dollar
Oh totally, I was just interested to see how confident everyone was with 30/8 due to the lack of comms. And it would great to get some more info on some of these items prior to release - but if not, that's cool as long as it drops as expected who cares. I mean shit, it is only 7 weeks away!

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Post by children » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:16 pm

Bill Hilly wrote:
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49 days until I can hear these new songs you guys are all talking about. A groan of tedium just escaped me. Hope nobody heard that.
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Post by tys0n » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:48 pm

Making us wait so long must be a test, it has to be.
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Post by children » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:34 pm

Certainly would have walked away if there were no rewards to reap...and still may.
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Post by liz » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:46 pm

^Every child player wins a prize
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Post by children » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:08 pm

When do I get to be a Luncheonator like Tyson?
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Post by hellboy » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:31 pm

children wrote:
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When do I get to be a Luncheonator like Tyson?
One day when you grow up

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Danny » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:40 pm

I forgot my pen

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