Adam posts a Toolish teaser?

[snazzlefrass]

hellboy1975 said

snazzlefrass said
Jesus fuck, 10 pages based on a shitty picture and "#soon"

 


Really, there's only about 1 page of actual discussion on the picture.  The rest is arguing about how lazy Tool are or how it's Maynards fault for everything.


Yeah, that's my point. Redicurous.

I still think it's some part of a package. Like a DvD or something. Hey, I'm optimistic as fuck.

 

[The Boss]

snazzlefrass said

hellboy1975 said


snazzlefrass said
Jesus fuck, 10 pages based on a shitty picture and "#soon"

 


Really, there's only about 1 page of actual discussion on the picture.  The rest is arguing about how lazy Tool are or how it's Maynards fault for everything.


Yeah, that's my point. Redicurous.

I still think it's some part of a package. Like a DvD or something. Hey, I'm optimistic as fuck.

 


There's some talk of a T-shirt or poster or some such bullshit.

I don't know, I don't see it.

 

[snazzlefrass]

I probably wouldn't buy it. His doodles freak me the fuck out.

[The Boss]

snazzlefrass said
I probably wouldn't buy it. His doodles freak me the fuck out.


Well, I mean, if it's on a T-SHIRT, you won't really be seeing it, right?

 

[snazzlefrass]

crow011 said

snazzlefrass said
I probably wouldn't buy it. His doodles freak me the fuck out.


Well, I mean, if it's on a T-SHIRT, you won't really be seeing it, right?

 


I don't want to attract the "wrong" kind of women. You know, the kind that scratch the fuck out of your back, beat the shit out of you in the sack. Meh, to each his own I guess.

Upon review, I might take one or two of those shirts. Fuck.

 

[The Boss]

snazzlefrass said

crow011 said


snazzlefrass said
I probably wouldn't buy it. His doodles freak me the fuck out.


Well, I mean, if it's on a T-SHIRT, you won't really be seeing it, right?

 


I don't want to attract the "wrong" kind of women. You know, the kind that scratch the fuck out of your back, beat the shit out of you in the sack. Meh, to each his own I guess.

Upon review, I might take one or two of those shirts. Fuck.

 


Grab three. You never know when it's going to be "one of those" weekends.

 

[ilikecheese]

crow011 said

snazzlefrass said


crow011 said


snazzlefrass said
I probably wouldn't buy it. His doodles freak me the fuck out.


Well, I mean, if it's on a T-SHIRT, you won't really be seeing it, right?

 


I don't want to attract the "wrong" kind of women. You know, the kind that scratch the fuck out of your back, beat the shit out of you in the sack. Meh, to each his own I guess.

Upon review, I might take one or two of those shirts. Fuck.

 


Grab three. You never know when it's going to be "one of those" weekends.

 


never had the cat scratch fever snazzles?  I had this one chick, still have one of her bite marks on the chest and...well, never mind...gotta stay on topic...

[The Boss]

toolphishdhs said
children, go fuck yourself.  when did you get into Tool again? also how does each band members' shit smell? you obviously have your head up their asses, so i figure you are the expert on such matters. I hope you meet MJK and he spits in you face, or maybe you can go buy his signature for $350 and call yourself lucky. you are the epitome of a fanboy or fangirl (which ever you are).

 

All you know about me is what i SOLD you, DUMB FUCK, I SOLD OUT LONG BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN HEARD MY NAME, I SOLD MY SOUL TO MAKE A RECORD, DIP SHIT, and then YOU bought one. 

 

 


Good to know I'm not the only one listening to badass music and drunkenly posting on FE.

Oh, and also, that was a bit violent, wasn't it? Jesus, dude, I thought we'd already established that we can go nuts with basically anything except for homophobic slurs and violence.

But seriously, how good is Nardishness? Isn't he the best singer ever?!

 

[BlindnCynical]

This thread hasn't been deleted or moved yet?

[The Boss]

toolphishdhs said
lol crow.  i hear ya. maybe he wouldnt spit in his/her eye, but he sure as fuck would sell him/her an M for $350.


Oh, fuckin' no doubt, dude.

But it would be sure to come with a complimentary bottle of wine . . .

As an aside, has anyone tasted his wine?

Fuck me, it's great. I'm not joking. It's one of the best wines I've ever tasted.

I cannot make this up.

 

[The Boss]

BlindandCynical said
This thread hasn't been deleted or moved yet?


FUCK OFF, LIZBET.

 

[snazzlefrass]

crow011 said

toolphishdhs said
lol crow.  i hear ya. maybe he wouldnt spit in his/her eye, but he sure as fuck would sell him/her an M for $350.


Oh, fuckin' no doubt, dude.

But it would be sure to come with a complimentary bottle of wine . . .

As an aside, has anyone tasted his wine?

Fuck me, it's great. I'm not joking. It's one of the best wines I've ever tasted.

I cannot make this up.

 


Yeah it's pretty good, specially if you're drunk already. Bomb!

 

[The Boss]

snazzlefrass said

crow011 said


toolphishdhs said
lol crow.  i hear ya. maybe he wouldnt spit in his/her eye, but he sure as fuck would sell him/her an M for $350.


Oh, fuckin' no doubt, dude.

But it would be sure to come with a complimentary bottle of wine . . .

As an aside, has anyone tasted his wine?

Fuck me, it's great. I'm not joking. It's one of the best wines I've ever tasted.

I cannot make this up.

 


Yeah it's pretty good, specially if you're drunk already. Bomb!

 


Steady on. I was as critical as you, until I tried it.

It's really that fucking good.

 

[snazzlefrass]

Yessir, it's gotten much better than the earlier shit. Naturally. He's becoming quite the winemaker. Even if he is a major douche. <3

[The Boss]

snazzlefrass said
Yessir, it's gotten much better than the earlier shit. Naturally. He's becoming quite the winemaker. Even if he is a major douche. <3


You may have seen a few of my posts in the ticket-trading thread earlier. Anyway, that brother got a few bottles shipped over to Oz, and we opened one of them together. I have a photo of me tasting the first glass on Facebook, and needless to say, if you know ANYTHING about wine (as in, anything from "this tastes like ass" to "I smell hints of elderberry"), you'll know it's stunningly good stuff.

Can't make this up, it's pretty fucking amazing. I did my university years in the second-biggest wine-producing valley in Australia, so I ended up knowing how to use my nose.

Great stuff.

 

[joeypants]

Ahahaha, only took until page 11 for the classic HWAP quote to be trotted out! We already had a "think for yourself, question authority" but I was waiting for that old chestnut. 

 

And also, who the hell said anything about the design being a poster or t-shirt? Anyone who would say that is a grade-A pissant and a douche and a moron and a gay slur. 

[The Boss]

joeypants said
Ahahaha, only took until page 11 for the classic HWAP quote to be trotted out! We already had a "think for yourself, question authority" but I was waiting for that old chestnut. 

 

And also, who the hell said anything about the design being a poster or t-shirt? Anyone who would say that is a grade-A pissant and a douche and a moron and a gay slur. 


FUCK YOU, CUNTFAGGOTMUSCLE.

 

[Casey Tatum]

toolphishdhs said
children, go fuck yourself.  when did you get into Tool again? also how does each band members' shit smell? you obviously have your head up their asses, so i figure you are the expert on such matters. I hope you meet MJK and he spits in you face, or maybe you can go buy his signature for $350 and call yourself lucky. you are the epitome of a fanboy or fangirl (which ever you are).

 

All you know about me is what i SOLD you, DUMB FUCK, I SOLD OUT LONG BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN HEARD MY NAME, I SOLD MY SOUL TO MAKE A RECORD, DIP SHIT, and then YOU bought one. 

 

 


Haven't we established this already?

 

I'm very impressed in the way you quote lyrics, i never could have done that myself since i am a fourteen year old fangirl

[The Boss]

children said

toolphishdhs said
children, go fuck yourself.  when did you get into Tool again? also how does each band members' shit smell? you obviously have your head up their asses, so i figure you are the expert on such matters. I hope you meet MJK and he spits in you face, or maybe you can go buy his signature for $350 and call yourself lucky. you are the epitome of a fanboy or fangirl (which ever you are).

 

All you know about me is what i SOLD you, DUMB FUCK, I SOLD OUT LONG BEFORE YOU EVER EVEN HEARD MY NAME, I SOLD MY SOUL TO MAKE A RECORD, DIP SHIT, and then YOU bought one. 

 

 


Haven't we established this already?

 

I'm very impressed in the way you quote lyrics, i never could have done that myself since i am a fourteen year old fangirl


Nah, dude. You're a dude. And not a very good one.

 

[snazzlefrass]

cheeseballs said

crow011 said


snazzlefrass said


crow011 said


snazzlefrass said
I probably wouldn't buy it. His doodles freak me the fuck out.


Well, I mean, if it's on a T-SHIRT, you won't really be seeing it, right?

 


I don't want to attract the "wrong" kind of women. You know, the kind that scratch the fuck out of your back, beat the shit out of you in the sack. Meh, to each his own I guess.

Upon review, I might take one or two of those shirts. Fuck.

 


Grab three. You never know when it's going to be "one of those" weekends.

 


never had the cat scratch fever snazzles?  I had this one chick, still have one of her bite marks on the chest and...well, never mind...gotta stay on topic...


Fuck yeah I have. There was this one chick who had pointy fingernails. Didn't think much of it at the time, but it's something you don't forget. Yatchy. Can't imagine a biter though, cheeser. Damn

 

[The Boss]

toolphishdhs said
lol children


^

 

[snazzlefrass]

Dude, crow. You're at 666 posts. Dirty as fuck.