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Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Ettan » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:09 pm

Lovely idea from C-Jay. Let the fun reactions begin!

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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:27 pm

Tool? What's that? Some kind of band?
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Post by Ettan » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:55 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Tool? What's that? Some kind of band?
"Are they seriously called Tool?"

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Post by ilikecheese » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:58 pm

"What was that band you liked, "Korn" or something?"

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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Ravenpig » Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:10 pm

I'll repost this here since I'm guessing it's what gave CJ the idea for this thread:
I played Aenima for my Texas Country loving friend at work today. He was generally quiet and weirded out by it but did offer up these comments:
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Stinkfist/Eulogy/H/46 & 2- this rocks but why am I having trouble head banging to it?"
Die Eier Von Satan- "what are we listening to? (Genuinely concerned look on his face) Told him the truth

After I told him what our boy UKE's favorite Tool track is about he laughed loudly. You could say he loled. "Oh really?! Awesome!"

Ions also messed with him. ( I guess the segues are easier to get at first?)

Third Eye- Is that Bill Hicks? Cool! (During the first "so good to see you") That sounds like some heartfelt stuff.

He wasn't blown away by it, nor was I expecting him to, but he seemed to enjoy it. I found his Von Satan and "why can't I head bang comments" funny.
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Ravenpig » Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:14 pm

My older brother is an 80's teen, still likes Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Poison, etc. Upon hearing the first minute or so of Jimmy looked at me and joked, "Hail Satan". Thought it was the most evil sound he'd heard in music.
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by ilikecheese » Sat Jun 28, 2014 6:36 pm

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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sat Jun 28, 2014 7:52 pm

He likes this new generation of music, eh?
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Bill Hilly » Sat Jun 28, 2014 9:39 pm

I think casual Tool fans' reactions to Tool are more annoying/hilarious than those who have never heard the band.
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Post by Calfium Jay » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:47 pm

My sister - "This is too dark and oppressive. Can we put something else on?"

My other sister - "Do we have to listen to this now??"

My (American) ex - "That's just dark. Too dark. "

My sister's husband - "No I'm......not really getting into this at all"

My work colleague - "OK I'm officially not letting you near the stereo again".

My friend from Adelaide - "I liked that drifty ambient one you just played (10,000 Days / Wings...) but this next one (The Pot)is the sort of thing they do that turns me right off them "

Another friend - "They're fucking stupid. Who listens to this sort of thing? Manic depressives and people with no social lives ?"

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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Calfium Jay » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:49 pm

You should hear people's reactions when I play Whitehouse.

Now that would make for an interesting thread....
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by The Boss » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:53 pm

Fucking fuck.

My partner (literally yesterday, as I wore my TOOL Tshirt): "Why do you still wear band Tshirts? You're 32."

Me: No words, I just went straight for an ovary punch.
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Specter » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:00 am

My Sweetheart the punch drunk
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by The Boss » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:07 am

Specter wrote:My Sweetheart the punch drunk
ARGH! BUCKLEY!

ARE WE FUCKING RELATED?!?!??! ARE YOU THE COOL PART OF ME?!?!?!?

Wait, am I nuts? Are you seriously me?
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Post by Calfium Jay » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:17 am

Oh yeah...another good one:

Record Store Guy - "I've listened to them but have NO idea what they're going on about. It just goes way over my head. I like my music simple and my lyrics straight forward. But those guys.....those guys are on another wavelength altogether".
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Ettan » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:54 am

My father: "I guess i'm not intellectual enough to understand this."

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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by ilikecheese » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:54 am

My dogs love it.
They tell me to crank it to 11 every time.
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Post by not tyson » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:07 am

Calfium Jay wrote:
Another friend - "They're fucking stupid. Who listens to this sort of thing? Manic depressives and people with no social lives ?"
Really hit the nail on the head with that one :lol:

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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by not tyson » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:08 am

The Boss wrote:Fucking fuck.

My partner (literally yesterday, as I wore my TOOL Tshirt): "Why do you still wear band Tshirts? You're 32."

Me: No words, I just went straight for an ovary punch.
I thought you were 33?

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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Kittaan » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:30 am

Always check IDs man.
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Post by UndKeineZwEier » Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:44 am

Police have been called.
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Specter » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:00 am

Tool? They're satanic.
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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by doors » Sun Jun 29, 2014 2:35 am

"They sound like King Crimson." - My dad, after hearing 46&2.

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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by xZ1mM3r » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:06 am

Do they still make music?

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Re: Reactions To Tool From Non Tool Fans

Post by Specter » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:51 am

We hope.

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