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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by the chill » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:49 pm

I am for sure hoping its Maynard getting down and dirty with some new album lyrics. I would prefer this to be a post about the new album. Then I can see them live again soon! Woo hoo!

Edit: normal font I think.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:06 am

Can I request you post in the normal font unless you have a good reason for not doing so?

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Jool » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:41 am

Don't be a font Nazi, man.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by inspiration_tactic » Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:43 am

the chill wrote:
Busty McCracken Jr wrote:^ We most likely all will be though ;)
You are probably right, but if they hadn't been keeping this damn "curveball" such a secretive thing then I don't think I will be nearly as disappointed. Tell us what you are working on, then I won't have such high hopes. Honestly as long as it's not like the Opiate re-release thing I don't think I will be disappointed. We shall see, "try's really really hard to be patient".
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:35 am

So how about that 10K Days puzzle..
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:38 am

The name Tool, synonymous with Fool..

Or maybe it's just a dick joke
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by basejumper » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:47 am

trilobite wrote:Or maybe it's just a dick joke
Oh it's a dick joke alright... :?
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by children » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:25 am

I think the 10,0000 Days puzzle was the Wings/10,000 Days/Viginti Tres synchronization
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:28 am

Whatever floats your boat babydoll
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:04 am

it's Joe Barresi, has to be.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by basejumper » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:03 am

the chill wrote:I think by putting "closer" BMB is sticking with the baseball analogies and this has something to do with that "curveball" we have been waiting for. I don't think this has anything to do with the new album. When they get close to recording the new album we will know with updates. I think thay the "curveball" is close to being done and hopefully fucking soon we will finally know what the hell it is. I hope I am not disappointed. Ha
I think it may have something to do with the new album.

The closer uses pitches to get the job done . Maynard uses pitches as well to get the job done. From his arsenal he may throw a curveball.
A curveball in baseball is used to deceive the batter into believing an optical illusion. This could be referring to the albums artwork, which may include optical illusions. Also in baseball when the catcher wants the pitcher to throw a curve, they indicate that with 2 fingers. The curveball could very well mean a double album is in the works. Outside the context of baseball, "to throw a curveball" essentially translates to introducing a significant deviation to a preceding concept. A double album, new, live or a combo, certainly would be deviation.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:06 am

N.Y.H.C. wrote:it's Joe Barresi, has to be.
I agree in that I don't think it's a reference to May Jay, but we seem to be in the small minority here.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by budsyralli » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:24 am

'Could it be related to the decoy album?' I wonder.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:46 am

I'm not getting the link between Joe Baressi and the quote personally. I suspect you guys are over thinking it!

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Post by Kittaan » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:21 am

hellboy wrote:I'm not getting the link between Joe Baressi and the quote personally. I suspect you guys are over thinking it!
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by xZ1mM3r » Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:45 am

My 2 cents: the closer to which is being referred is mjk.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:43 am

hellboy wrote:I'm not getting the link between Joe Baressi and the quote personally. I suspect you guys are over thinking it!
I only said I don't think it's a reference to May Jay, because we know he's been at least slightly involved for a while.

Barresi is all NYHC's guess.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ettan » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:23 pm

Curveball seems logical, as the chill already said. Hopefully we'll get some non-cryptic info soon!

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Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:08 pm

Maybe it's the "curveball"! Maybe it's the "big thing"! Maybe it's the DVD! Maybe it's a double album! Maybe it's the new TOOL Army website! Maybe it's a unicorn!




















I'm going with unicorn 'cause it's just as likely as any of those other scenarios.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Leo » Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:56 pm

we all want new music to listen...they should give us what we want...we are not asking something out of proportion... just musicians doing music. :) At least... everyday we are closer to this goal, i just wonder how it will sound since all albums are different.
Do you think it could be a replica of the "little dude" on Sober video as an Undertow whatever number anniversary???....well it could be anything at this point.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:14 pm

I'd rather give the Unicorn, tbh
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by basejumper » Tue Apr 14, 2015 4:24 pm

Leo wrote:we all want new music to listen...they should give us what we want...we are not asking something out of proportion... just musicians doing music. :) At least... everyday we are closer to this goal, i just wonder how it will sound since all albums are different.
Yes and we all want sex, money and power too.... they should just give us what we want... we are not asking something out of proportion... just ho's, bankers and leaders doing their thing. At least... everyday we are closer to this goal or so I am told, I just wonder how it will be to experience it since all assholes are different. :lol:
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Leo » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:48 pm

hahahaha... yeah, give us sex, money and power! .... whoa...that escalated quickly. :lol:
Yes and we all want sex, money and power too.... they should just give us what we want... we are not asking something out of proportion... just ho's, bankers and leaders doing their thing. At least... everyday we are closer to this goal or so I am told, I just wonder how it will be to experience it since all assholes are different. :lol:

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:30 pm

Get the Unicorn & score all 3
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by blacksabbath » Tue Apr 14, 2015 9:14 pm

trilobite wrote:Get the Unicorn & score all 3
unicorn makes dem panties drop and gold rains down from the sky as you take your throne as ruler of the world with tool as the court musicians.

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