Random Tool Social Media thread

[Specter]

I pardon you. You're on my wristwatch now. Juck that fudge!
Please don't pee on me, though.

Glad you're back, Hilly,B!

[lo7us]

Fuck, you guys have called me out! The next album is called Teleincision and will be released on April 31!

iirc, Schisms Uncle does a guest appearance.

[xZ1mM3r]

God damn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination, and parole violation.

And i heard they didn't find the body to corroborate your bullshit story

[budsyralli]

I thought they got the 'score' for the dark crystal 2.

[hellboy]

Looks like Tool took part in RSD after all:

http://www.nme.com/news/u2/84678

[Ravenpig]

Loulz

[hellboy]

Which kinda begs the question - I presume Opiate is still in print?

[Bill Hilly]

That's going to sell on Ebay for $ 5,999.00.

[Bones]

Which kinda begs the question - I presume Opiate is still in print?

Must be.....I see it on record store shelves all the time, and picked one up for a gift just weeks ago.

[Specter]

That's going to sell on Ebay for $ 5,999.00.

Those nines look like small zeroes with commas attached to them- those 999's also look like this: 666
if you turn your computer scr33n upside down
or if you do a cartwheel and catch a glimpse of those numbers in the proceSS

[Ravenpig]

Which kinda begs the question - I presume Opiate is still in print?

Obviously not first printing or anything but here in the states it's not at all rare to see it on a shelf at a cd/vinyl store.

[Ravenpig]

Or a Hot Topic, Best Buy, etc

[Kittaan]

God damn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination, and parole violation.

Gangster as fuck. Reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it....

[Ravenpig]

God damn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination, and parole violation.

Gangster as fuck. Reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it....

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of that guy who sings for that one band you may have heard of... APC

(A Perfect Circle)

(May Jay {from Tool} is their singer too in case you didn't know)

[fortysixand2]

Obviously it means a Tool/U2 tour is the curveball.

[Bill Hilly]

And to think this whole time I thought Rolling Stone was a joke. It all makes sense now why they gave U2's new album 5 stars - They actually listened to Opiate and mistakenly thought U2 reinvented themselves in the best way possible.

[blacksabbath]

That's too weird.

[hellboy]

The curveball is that the video is for "Where The Streets Have No Name"

[blacksabbath]

U2 and Tool have nothing in common. How can this be?!!!

[hellboy]

U2 and Tool have nothing in common. How can this be?!!!

They have a record label in common! They're also both 4 piece rock bands. They also have sunglasses wearing singers. They both rely heavily on videos for their live shows!

[Bill Hilly]

U2 are Tool's doppelganger.

[xZ1mM3r]

It's U2ool

[budsyralli]

"......would have been a good april fool's."

[Ettan]

[budsyralli]

if only I could give'm a go