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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Thu May 21, 2015 2:59 pm

Fine.

Lou at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Thu May 21, 2015 3:41 pm

Ravenpig wrote:Fine.

Lou at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
To be fair, that's 3/5, not 1/2 of a LOULZ.

Just sayin'
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu May 21, 2015 4:16 pm

So
Ravenpig wrote:Lol at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu May 21, 2015 4:20 pm

Also, because we're getting very far off topic, here's a 2 day old article about Tool that contains information that's been floating around for months now.

http://www.franchiseherald.com/articles ... -album.htm
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Kittaan » Thu May 21, 2015 4:38 pm

Doesn't anybody proofread anymore? That article was chock full of easily correctible mistakes, not to mention inaccuracies in the content. It also contained nothing new whatsoever.

Still, I enjoyed reading it.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Thu May 21, 2015 7:47 pm

Naattik wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:Fine.

Lou at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
To be fair, that's 3/5, not 1/2 of a LOULZ.

Just sayin'
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Naattik wrote:Doesn't anybody proofread anymore? That article was chock full of easily correctible mistakes, not to mention inaccuracies in the content. It also contained nothing new whatsoever.

Still, I enjoyed reading it.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Thu May 21, 2015 10:32 pm

Slappin' da bass..... For Puscifer

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by trilobite » Thu May 21, 2015 10:37 pm

Goin down to funky town
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu May 21, 2015 10:55 pm

I'm not a fan of those violin basses. Never have been.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Thu May 21, 2015 11:03 pm

Looks like a couple more Tool posters in a the Toolband store for those that like that kind of thing.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Thu May 21, 2015 11:15 pm

Yeah, but if I buy those posters Tool might never finish this album.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Thu May 21, 2015 11:21 pm

UndKeineZwEier wrote:Yeah, but if I buy those posters Tool might never finish this album.
Yeah, I don't want to encourage them to spend time doing anything other than finishing the album.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Thu May 21, 2015 11:37 pm

hellboy wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:Yeah, but if I buy those posters Tool might never finish this album.
Yeah, I don't want to encourage them to spend time doing anything other than finishing the album.
ahhh so you finally admit to having some sort of power over the group. I always knew you had pull. tell them to hurry the fuck up I ain't getting any younger. ;)
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by hellboy » Thu May 21, 2015 11:47 pm

They pretty much do what I say, but Fourtheye would close if they release their final album and break out, so I'm getting them to drag it out as long as possible. Stay tuned for Justin's wife getting knocked up sometime in the coming months, though I hope he doesn't expect me to come over there and do it personally.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Fri May 22, 2015 12:15 am

hellboy wrote:They pretty much do what I say, but Fourtheye would close if they release their final album and break out, so I'm getting them to drag it out as long as possible. Stay tuned for Justin's wife getting knocked up sometime in the coming months, though I hope he doesn't expect me to come over there and do it personally.
I don't think that limey wants your giant kangaroo cock anywhere near his wench.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Fri May 22, 2015 12:43 am

In the last three months, these turkeys have knocked out an outro for a proposed segue, consisting solely of an E minor key on a keyboard being depressed for fifteen seconds.

And nothing else.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by N.Y.H.C. » Fri May 22, 2015 12:46 am

Calfium Jay wrote:In the last three months, these turkeys have knocked out an outro for a proposed segue, consisting solely of an E minor key on a keyboard being depressed for fifteen seconds.

And nothing else.
that really can't be it, somethings cooking. has to be by now.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by UndKeineZwEier » Fri May 22, 2015 12:50 am

There's no E minor key on a keyboard.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Fri May 22, 2015 1:03 am

Calfium Jay wrote:In the last three months, these turkeys have knocked out an outro for a proposed segue, consisting solely of an E minor key on a keyboard being depressed for fifteen seconds.

And nothing else.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Calfium Jay » Fri May 22, 2015 4:56 am

N.Y.H.C. wrote:somethings cooking. has to be by now.

Yep.

Mrs Carey's bun. In Mrs Carey's oven.
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by PimPle » Fri May 22, 2015 6:45 am

UndKeineZwEier wrote:There's no E minor key on a keyboard.
I assume he meant an E, the minor 3rd G, and the dominant 5th B, played with some kind of dark ambient synth, perhaps with a slow ping pong delay to give the illusion of movement and depth... I am just mucking around... Surely it would be D minor....
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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by xZ1mM3r » Fri May 22, 2015 11:19 am

Masturbating while sitting on a piano. .... call it Jacking Off In A Minor.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by '][' [[]] [[]] ][, » Fri May 22, 2015 3:12 pm

PimPle wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:There's no E minor key on a keyboard.
Surely it would be D minor....
The saddest of all keys.

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by lukas » Fri May 22, 2015 7:14 pm

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Re: Random Tool Social Media thread

Post by Ravenpig » Sat May 23, 2015 3:36 am

Looks like Aaron Harris might be helping out with whatever puscifer is up to.

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