Random Tool Social Media thread
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Fine.
Lou at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
Lou at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
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To be fair, that's 3/5, not 1/2 of a LOULZ.Ravenpig wrote:Fine.
Lou at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
Just sayin'
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So
?Ravenpig wrote:Lol at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
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Also, because we're getting very far off topic, here's a 2 day old article about Tool that contains information that's been floating around for months now.
http://www.franchiseherald.com/articles ... -album.htm
http://www.franchiseherald.com/articles ... -album.htm
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Doesn't anybody proofread anymore? That article was chock full of easily correctible mistakes, not to mention inaccuracies in the content. It also contained nothing new whatsoever.
Still, I enjoyed reading it.
Wait, what?
Still, I enjoyed reading it.
Wait, what?
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Lo_\ ? Best I can do on my phone.Naattik wrote:To be fair, that's 3/5, not 1/2 of a LOULZ.Ravenpig wrote:Fine.
Lou at everyone taking UKE's comment seriously.
Just sayin'
LoulzNaattik wrote:Doesn't anybody proofread anymore? That article was chock full of easily correctible mistakes, not to mention inaccuracies in the content. It also contained nothing new whatsoever.
Still, I enjoyed reading it.
Wait, what?
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I'm not a fan of those violin basses. Never have been.
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Looks like a couple more Tool posters in a the Toolband store for those that like that kind of thing.
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Yeah, but if I buy those posters Tool might never finish this album.
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Yeah, I don't want to encourage them to spend time doing anything other than finishing the album.UndKeineZwEier wrote:Yeah, but if I buy those posters Tool might never finish this album.
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ahhh so you finally admit to having some sort of power over the group. I always knew you had pull. tell them to hurry the fuck up I ain't getting any younger.hellboy wrote:Yeah, I don't want to encourage them to spend time doing anything other than finishing the album.UndKeineZwEier wrote:Yeah, but if I buy those posters Tool might never finish this album.
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They pretty much do what I say, but Fourtheye would close if they release their final album and break out, so I'm getting them to drag it out as long as possible. Stay tuned for Justin's wife getting knocked up sometime in the coming months, though I hope he doesn't expect me to come over there and do it personally.
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I don't think that limey wants your giant kangaroo cock anywhere near his wench.hellboy wrote:They pretty much do what I say, but Fourtheye would close if they release their final album and break out, so I'm getting them to drag it out as long as possible. Stay tuned for Justin's wife getting knocked up sometime in the coming months, though I hope he doesn't expect me to come over there and do it personally.
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In the last three months, these turkeys have knocked out an outro for a proposed segue, consisting solely of an E minor key on a keyboard being depressed for fifteen seconds.
And nothing else.
And nothing else.
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that really can't be it, somethings cooking. has to be by now.Calfium Jay wrote:In the last three months, these turkeys have knocked out an outro for a proposed segue, consisting solely of an E minor key on a keyboard being depressed for fifteen seconds.
And nothing else.
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I see someone checked their email today.Calfium Jay wrote:In the last three months, these turkeys have knocked out an outro for a proposed segue, consisting solely of an E minor key on a keyboard being depressed for fifteen seconds.
And nothing else.
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N.Y.H.C. wrote:somethings cooking. has to be by now.
Yep.
Mrs Carey's bun. In Mrs Carey's oven.
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'
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I assume he meant an E, the minor 3rd G, and the dominant 5th B, played with some kind of dark ambient synth, perhaps with a slow ping pong delay to give the illusion of movement and depth... I am just mucking around... Surely it would be D minor....UndKeineZwEier wrote:There's no E minor key on a keyboard.
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Masturbating while sitting on a piano. .... call it Jacking Off In A Minor.
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The saddest of all keys.PimPle wrote:Surely it would be D minor....UndKeineZwEier wrote:There's no E minor key on a keyboard.
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Looks like Aaron Harris might be helping out with whatever puscifer is up to.
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