The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)

[hellboy]

They don't have cookies in the third world.

[UndKeineZwEier]

And who knows, maybe the squirrel mafia is the reason Tool haven't released an album in almost ten years?

Remember that motorcycle accident Danny got into a few years back? Maybe it wasn't an accident.

That illness one of the members had? Maybe it was a kidnapping. It had been awhile since we heard anything about Justin, right? Maybe he was kidnapped by squirrels.

I'm going to do some poking around. See what I can find out. If I don't report back in 24 hours, call the President.

[hellboy]

What's his number?

[Calfium Jay]

This band makes me so mad. They makes me so mad I can'ts think.

[nxrm]

A few years ago I was talking with Peter Fletcher (guitar player for Pygmy Love Circus) at a party and mentioned I was a Tool fan. His response: "I'm sorry."

Fucking sorry is right.

It's a goddamned endurance test at this point: Last Tool fan standing.

I can't stand the quiet!!!

[UndKeineZwEier]

What's his number?

(202) 456-1111

[_peterpwn]

the most frustrating part is that they start to become the matrix series, where the second and third part was so annoyingly lame, that the main movie lost its credibility, and you just didnt want to watch it again
with this torture they're doing, you just dont want to listen to the old tunes and recordings because the whole tool thing is just irritating as a whole

if this is what they do to maynard every time they write music, you kinda understand how is he able to pull off those screams
i feel like the ending scream of the grudge right now

[UndKeineZwEier]

My source at Guantanamo Bay tells me that one of the techniques they use to extract information from prisoners is to play them Tool's entire discography in chronological order and when 10,000 Days ends they say to them: "Do you wanna hear the next album? Well, you're going to have to wait an indeterminate amount of time!"

It's apparently pretty effective.

[xZ1mM3r]

My source at Guantanamo Bay tells me that one of the techniques they use to extract information from prisoners is to play them Tool's entire discography in chronological order and when 10,000 Days ends they say to them: "Do you wanna hear the next album? Well, you're going to have to wait an indeterminate amount of time!"

It's apparently pretty effective.

until word gets out that once the prisoners give the information there still isnt tunes to listen to.....

[UndKeineZwEier]

Those prisoners are held in solitary confinement. Can't have them making up plans with the other terrorist scum.

[xZ1mM3r]

When Tool last released music....

Saddam Hussein was alive.
Barry Bonds didn't have the HR record.
Popular films were Big Mommas House 2, Superman Returns, V for Vendetta, 300, The Prestige
Kim Kardashians sex tape hadn't yet been leaked.
Myspace was more popular than Facebook.
The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin was still alive.

The time between today and the last Tool album, is the same span as the last Tool album and the following movies:
Contact, Good Will Hunting, Titanic and Men in Black.....

[UndKeineZwEier]

Are you sure about that? I very clearly remember listening to 10,000 Days in the theater while while watching Men In Black for the first time.

[N.Y.H.C.]

a fucking squirrel stole my cookies at work....caught the fucker red handed....to his escaping a cheap metal handled broom that folded due to the torque of the sudden aggressive swing...just catching his fluffly tail , she surely shit her self as she fucking scaled the pile of wood up thru the ceiling........... today she was found floating in our wash out tub in the shop

karma? or maybe a possible squirrel mafia altercation?

squirrels are adorable vegans. leave them be. if he wants cookies then share. you prick.

[hellboy]

Many of you here have anger issues and should seek therapy or take more sedatives

[N.Y.H.C.]

Many of you here have anger issues and should seek therapy or take more sedatives

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[budsyralli]

ohmmm ohmmmmmmm

[petemasterpete]

Many of you here have anger issues and should seek therapy or take more sedatives

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Holy shit, dude ... thanx for that ... My Mrs. and I go off with those quotes all the time but I forgot what it was called when I was looking for it recently ... speaking of which, in a couple months, I've been in Oz for 7 years ... nothing works here ...

[Calfium Jay]

I can't believe this band would treat us like this.

[trilobite]

Lol

[Calfium Jay]

Hooray!! Tool are playing a gig!! Did you hear that peoples? A gig!!!

The excitement is overwhelming.



December 2015. Maynard J. Keenan: New album? No, I'm still waiting for new music. Pay attention.

[Ravenpig]

Loulz.

Whining about a rumor. A rumor!

[hellboy]

The Age of Entitlement is over

[UndKeineZwEier]

Loulz.

Whining about a rumor. A rumor!

Well, it's not like Tool are doing anything else worth whining about. What's a man to do?

[badkittygothgirl]

...in a couple months, I've been in Oz for 7 years ... nothing works here ...

Holy shit has it been that long?? I remember when you guys moved. We just missed meeting each other in Buffalo.

[Calfium Jay]

This is now officially beyond a joke.