The Grudge (WARNING: 26 years to #6?)

The Main Event
User avatar
hellboy
Site Admin
Posts: 12255
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:01 pm
Height: 182cm
Contact:

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by hellboy »

They don't have cookies in the third world.
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

And who knows, maybe the squirrel mafia is the reason Tool haven't released an album in almost ten years?

Remember that motorcycle accident Danny got into a few years back? Maybe it wasn't an accident.

That illness one of the members had? Maybe it was a kidnapping. It had been awhile since we heard anything about Justin, right? Maybe he was kidnapped by squirrels.

I'm going to do some poking around. See what I can find out. If I don't report back in 24 hours, call the President.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
hellboy
Site Admin
Posts: 12255
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:01 pm
Height: 182cm
Contact:

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by hellboy »

What's his number?
User avatar
Calfium Jay
Queric
Posts: 2809
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:31 pm
Height: 189cm
Location: Between the buttons!!!

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by Calfium Jay »

This band makes me so mad. They makes me so mad I can'ts think.
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'

Actual quote from Kamala Harris
User avatar
nxrm
Dopocalyptic
Posts: 1819
Joined: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:13 am

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by nxrm »

A few years ago I was talking with Peter Fletcher (guitar player for Pygmy Love Circus) at a party and mentioned I was a Tool fan. His response: "I'm sorry."

Fucking sorry is right.

It's a goddamned endurance test at this point: Last Tool fan standing.

I can't stand the quiet!!!
So Long, and Thanks for All the Tool.
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

hellboy wrote:What's his number?
(202) 456-1111
Don't mow your lawn
_peterpwn
Has been
Posts: 163
Joined: Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:00 am

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by _peterpwn »

the most frustrating part is that they start to become the matrix series, where the second and third part was so annoyingly lame, that the main movie lost its credibility, and you just didnt want to watch it again
with this torture they're doing, you just dont want to listen to the old tunes and recordings because the whole tool thing is just irritating as a whole

if this is what they do to maynard every time they write music, you kinda understand how is he able to pull off those screams
i feel like the ending scream of the grudge right now
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

My source at Guantanamo Bay tells me that one of the techniques they use to extract information from prisoners is to play them Tool's entire discography in chronological order and when 10,000 Days ends they say to them: "Do you wanna hear the next album? Well, you're going to have to wait an indeterminate amount of time!"

It's apparently pretty effective.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
xZ1mM3r
Barnacle Bill
Posts: 2244
Joined: Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:27 pm
Location: Autzen Stadium

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by xZ1mM3r »

UndKeineZwEier wrote:My source at Guantanamo Bay tells me that one of the techniques they use to extract information from prisoners is to play them Tool's entire discography in chronological order and when 10,000 Days ends they say to them: "Do you wanna hear the next album? Well, you're going to have to wait an indeterminate amount of time!"

It's apparently pretty effective.
until word gets out that once the prisoners give the information there still isnt tunes to listen to.....
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Those prisoners are held in solitary confinement. Can't have them making up plans with the other terrorist scum.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
xZ1mM3r
Barnacle Bill
Posts: 2244
Joined: Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:27 pm
Location: Autzen Stadium

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by xZ1mM3r »

When Tool last released music....

Saddam Hussein was alive.
Barry Bonds didn't have the HR record.
Popular films were Big Mommas House 2, Superman Returns, V for Vendetta, 300, The Prestige
Kim Kardashians sex tape hadn't yet been leaked.
Myspace was more popular than Facebook.
The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin was still alive.

The time between today and the last Tool album, is the same span as the last Tool album and the following movies:
Contact, Good Will Hunting, Titanic and Men in Black.....
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Are you sure about that? I very clearly remember listening to 10,000 Days in the theater while while watching Men In Black for the first time.
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
N.Y.H.C.
Serial Thrilla
Posts: 3604
Joined: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:22 am

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by N.Y.H.C. »

budsyralli wrote:a fucking squirrel stole my cookies at work....caught the fucker red handed....to his escaping a cheap metal handled broom that folded due to the torque of the sudden aggressive swing...just catching his fluffly tail , she surely shit her self as she fucking scaled the pile of wood up thru the ceiling........... today she was found floating in our wash out tub in the shop

karma? or maybe a possible squirrel mafia altercation?
squirrels are adorable vegans. leave them be. if he wants cookies then share. you prick.
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
User avatar
hellboy
Site Admin
Posts: 12255
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:01 pm
Height: 182cm
Contact:

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by hellboy »

Many of you here have anger issues and should seek therapy or take more sedatives
User avatar
N.Y.H.C.
Serial Thrilla
Posts: 3604
Joined: Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:22 am

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by N.Y.H.C. »

hellboy wrote:Many of you here have anger issues and should seek therapy or take more sedatives
[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
User avatar
budsyralli
Fornicraster
Posts: 600
Joined: Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:31 pm
Height: this tall

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by budsyralli »

ohmmm ohmmmmmmm
go taff!
User avatar
petemasterpete
Lunchinator
Posts: 1674
Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:11 pm
Height: 7" (limp)
Location: your mom's house

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by petemasterpete »

N.Y.H.C. wrote:
hellboy wrote:Many of you here have anger issues and should seek therapy or take more sedatives
[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]
Holy shit, dude ... thanx for that ... My Mrs. and I go off with those quotes all the time but I forgot what it was called when I was looking for it recently ... speaking of which, in a couple months, I've been in Oz for 7 years ... nothing works here ...
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining
User avatar
Calfium Jay
Queric
Posts: 2809
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:31 pm
Height: 189cm
Location: Between the buttons!!!

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by Calfium Jay »

I can't believe this band would treat us like this.
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'

Actual quote from Kamala Harris
trilobite
Rhandy
Posts: 807
Joined: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:27 am

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by trilobite »

Lol
also, Avatar!
User avatar
Calfium Jay
Queric
Posts: 2809
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:31 pm
Height: 189cm
Location: Between the buttons!!!

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by Calfium Jay »

Hooray!! Tool are playing a gig!! Did you hear that peoples? A gig!!!

The excitement is overwhelming.

:|

December 2015. Maynard J. Keenan: New album? No, I'm still waiting for new music. Pay attention.
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'

Actual quote from Kamala Harris
User avatar
Ravenpig
Peen Taster
Posts: 5111
Joined: Sun Aug 04, 2013 6:52 pm

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by Ravenpig »

Loulz.

Whining about a rumor. A rumor!
Hey! Denty!
User avatar
hellboy
Site Admin
Posts: 12255
Joined: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:01 pm
Height: 182cm
Contact:

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by hellboy »

The Age of Entitlement is over
User avatar
UndKeineZwEier
has a small dick
Posts: 8661
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:10 am
Location: (c is da toot of crakter)

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by UndKeineZwEier »

Ravenpig wrote:Loulz.

Whining about a rumor. A rumor!
Well, it's not like Tool are doing anything else worth whining about. What's a man to do?
Don't mow your lawn
User avatar
badkittygothgirl
Stinkyfist
Posts: 1011
Joined: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:23 pm
Contact:

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by badkittygothgirl »

petemasterpete wrote:
...in a couple months, I've been in Oz for 7 years ... nothing works here ...

Holy shit has it been that long?? I remember when you guys moved. We just missed meeting each other in Buffalo.
User avatar
Calfium Jay
Queric
Posts: 2809
Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:31 pm
Height: 189cm
Location: Between the buttons!!!

Re: The Grudge (WARNING: Meh... why bother?)

Post by Calfium Jay »

This is now officially beyond a joke.
'It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing every day. And that time is now'

Actual quote from Kamala Harris
Post Reply