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He should have followed it. Maybe that sign led to the answers.
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Ya blew it
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I think I know who was at the other end of that sign...

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hellboy wrote:Ya blew it
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:I think I know who was at the other end of that sign...

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That's clearly Junior. All makes sense now.
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I'm pretty sure that's actually the 99% of Tool nerds.
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I say 99% so you can guys can continue to pretend that you're not actually that guy.
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Well all know it's you UKE. Time to stop this charade.
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I'm finally part of the 1%!
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Isn't it obvious? They are all out in the desert recording their new album along with the music videos. The tour in the southeast is involved with the decoys Blair talks about.
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adamjones_tv Tonight's #NXT tapping was EPIC. Want to thank EVERYONE involved. I'm totally floating above the ground. And here's the deal - I can't begin to tell you how much I admire this guy* Very inspiring friend, leader & entertainer (on stage & behind the scenes). Over the years He has shared advice & wisdom that has benefitted our business & made me a better person.
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Before anyone rolls their eyes at that, know that Motörhead did 3 of that guy's theme songs, was considered a good friend by Lemmy, and was asked to speak at Lemmy's funeral (which he did).
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"He has shared advice & wisdom that has benefitted our business "

WAAAAAT?!?!?!
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Krazy_blah wrote:"He has shared advice & wisdom that has benefitted our business "

WAAAAAT?!?!?!
What part of that don't you undertstand?
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hellboy wrote:
Krazy_blah wrote:"He has shared advice & wisdom that has benefitted our business "

WAAAAAT?!?!?!
What part of that don't you undertstand?
What the hell does "THAT" mean?!?
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It's the "He" part. With the shrunken testicles and what not.
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All seriousness what is the "benefitted our business" referring to? Maybe AJ and Triple H have something I don't know about? I doubt he's using HHH for music industry business advice...

Honestly I don't know. Was hoping someone might shed some light in this but I'm guessing it's just a shout out from Adam to post about HHH on social media...
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You'd have to ask Adam I guess. I'm sure that there are many similarities in problems faced by people in the entertainment industry, regardless of if they are musicians or actors.
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I have had TOOL playing Andy Kaufman for a little while.
hellboy wrote:I'm sure that there are many similarities in problems faced by people in the entertainment industry, regardless of if they are musicians or actors.
This makes sense...
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Don't do the Crime if you can't do the Time....

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That was an interesting read.
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ziggy23 wrote:Moral of the story: Quit bitching about how long it's taking TOOL to put out a new album. This guy waited almost 20 years to hear Aenima
I wonder if this is related to the April 2015 Newsletter or just a coincidence:

"EMAIL:
Q: “When is the Tool App supposed to hit the Playstore? I read online that it was supposed to be out before the January Newsletter, but I did not see any mention of it in the newsletter. I am very excited about the Tool Loft live webcam on my stupid smartphone! I'm not sure if you can help me. I have a friend in custody at a Federal prison in Kentucky. He said they have a music service that they can purchase songs from artists. He said that A Perfect Circle songs are available but he can't find any TOOL songs. He asked me to request that TOOL make their music available to prison inmates for purchase from a music service. Is this possible? Please reply.”

THE REPLY:
First of all, I’m having a hard time trying to imagine why anyone in Kentucky would be put in prison now that moonshine is legal and can be purchased at the local Bev-Mo! Let’s see… maybe for scalping basketball tickets while barefoot?.. Dashing on your Hot Brown bill?.. Stealing a banjo from your neighbor’s porch?.. Loitering where the Montgomery Ward used to be?.. Shooting a rifle at the aliens looking through the window? Hard to fathom with all that gorgeous blue grass! Even so, we’re looking into this discrimination, and I will post any new developments. If I can help make Tool tunes available, will you send me some original recipe Colonel Cluck, as I’m sure that it is far superior in Kentucky!"
So Long, and Thanks for All the Tool.
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