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M0G wrote:Oh and you silly fucks that are actually attending should do yourself a favor and NOT MISS YOB. YOB will be the highlight of the evening I assure you.

at it again i see.... im from Eugene OR, where YOB is from, and they arent good. Sorry.

And you must have high hopes if you think Tool will play Opiate.

xZ1mM3r wrote:

M0G wrote:Oh and you silly fucks that are actually attending should do yourself a favor and NOT MISS YOB. YOB will be the highlight of the evening I assure you.

at it again i see.... im from Eugene OR, where YOB is from, and they arent good. Sorry.

And you must have high hopes if you think Tool will play Opiate.

YOB are fucking SPECTACULAR. Every time you post in this thread you lose credibility. Particularly with stupid fucking statements like that. Enjoy Maynard's beat to shit wine soaked voice. Can't hit those high notes anymore. Fuck he can't sing 75% of their songs at this point. C.R.E.A.M. get da money. Greatest hits just keep on rolllin

Isn't it apropos that the band Failure is opening for Tool. Rather apt don't ya think?

M0G wrote:Isn't it apropos that the band Failure is opening for Tool. Rather apt don't ya think?

Took you WAAAAAAY to long to snap to that Moggie! I think that was like the first comment on the announcement, LULz.

And yes, I do think it's quite amusing.

Looking forward to seeing those lazy mofos next week, assuming they can be bothered to trudge out on stage and actually make some tired old music for us TTFs. Good times.

Kittaan wrote:

M0G wrote:Isn't it apropos that the band Failure is opening for Tool. Rather apt don't ya think?

Took you WAAAAAAY to long to snap to that Moggie! I think that was like the first comment on the announcement, LULz.

And yes, I do think it's quite amusing.

Looking forward to seeing those lazy mofos next week, assuming they can be bothered to trudge out on stage and actually make some tired old music for us TTFs. Good times.

Enjoy the show dickface. Shame you can't trade your VIP Q & A session and dump Adam for Danny. Danny is the only respectable member left in that lazy ass band. Hopefully you have good seats to watch him pound out those crazy polyrhythms.

He and Justin are always my primary focus. One of the best rhythm sections ever.

Yes, I would mos def choose DC over Adam for the Q&A.

I tossed all my Tool shit awhile ago. Signed merch, Tshirts, posters, CD's etc etc etc. My copy of Salival is one of the few Tool pieces I have left. Clean and pristine. Just the CD and Booklet. I know it must burn some of you fanbois up that I, a Tool hater, have a copy of Salival. I have been thinking of creative ways of destroying the copy. At the moment fire seems like the way to go but the smell of burnt plastic is a bitch. I was thinking about maybe ripping each page, nice and slow, and uploading the pictures. Maybe put together some animated gifs for your pleasure. Any other ideas? I could just take a hammer to it. What do you think? The crazier the better.

Donate it to FourthEye for a contest!*




*Where's that sarcasm font again?

I'll chuck it off a 2000ft tower next time I get to the top of one!

What's so special about owning a copy of Salival? It's easily found on eBay Amazon etc. for not so ridiculous prices.

"Limited" to however many it was hasn't made it tough to get.

How many was it limited to, by the way? I've googled before with no luck.

Ravenpig wrote:What's so special about owning a copy of Salival? It's easily found on eBay Amazon etc. for not so ridiculous prices.

"Limited" to however many it was hasn't made it tough to get.

How many was it limited to, by the way? I've googled before with no luck.

Dammit stop ruining my fun with logic and reason. I am not digging at you fucker!

M0G wrote:Any other ideas?

Here's an idea.
I know Tool is harder than Beiber so maybe they won't blend.

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basejumper wrote:

M0G wrote:Any other ideas?

Here's an idea.
I know Tool is harder than Beiber so maybe they won't blend.

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Legitimately Laughing my Ass off. That's fucking hillarious.

Dammit I was hoping it would be the newbs around and they would throw a fit but you fuckers that I like had to just go along with it. Bunch of dickfaces.

Of course I wouldn't rip up either one. Gave the more collectable shit to a buddie that is still in to Tool. Can't go and just rip up art.

M0G wrote:

Ravenpig wrote:What's so special about owning a copy of Salival? It's easily found on eBay Amazon etc. for not so ridiculous prices.

"Limited" to however many it was hasn't made it tough to get.

How many was it limited to, by the way? I've googled before with no luck.

Dammit stop ruining my fun with logic and reason. I am not digging at you fucker!

I'm actually legit curious now. Even when it was in stores it wasn't tough to find, I remember seeing it at Best Buy at least 3 times and one of those mall music stores twice.

Edit: over like a year and a half period I'd guess

Ravenpig wrote:What's so special about owning a copy of Salival?

I think the signed/doodled copies procured on Toolarmy are the ones people seem to covet. Those are actually pretty limited.

M0G wrote:Legitimately Laughing my Ass off. That's fucking hillarious.

Dammit I was hoping it would be the newbs around and they would throw a fit but you fuckers that I like had to just go along with it. Bunch of dickfaces.

Of course I wouldn't rip up either one. Gave the more collectable shit to a buddie that is still in to Tool. Can't go and just rip up art.

lol nice try.. yeah it may be kind of anti-tool of me to say this but i have absolutely no desire to own all of Tools albums, in fact i dont own a single one. Kinda ironic

I think Mog should masturbate all over his Salival copy. Would be interesting to see if that would decrease or increase the value of it.

markuspoop wrote:I think Mog should masturbate all over his Salival copy. Would be interesting to see if that would decrease or increase the value of it.

You just wanna watch me masturbate don't lie.

M0G wrote:

markuspoop wrote:I think Mog should masturbate all over his Salival copy. Would be interesting to see if that would decrease or increase the value of it.

You just wanna watch me masturbate don't lie.

you didnt have to call him out on it M0G! now hes blushing...

Always interested in picking up any possible tricks or moves I haven't done yet.

Are you a Buckethead fan by any chance Mog? Dude is dropping 20 plus albums a year.

M0G wrote:

xZ1mM3r wrote:

M0G wrote:Oh and you silly fucks that are actually attending should do yourself a favor and NOT MISS YOB. YOB will be the highlight of the evening I assure you.

at it again i see.... im from Eugene OR, where YOB is from, and they arent good. Sorry.

And you must have high hopes if you think Tool will play Opiate.

YOB are fucking SPECTACULAR. Every time you post in this thread you lose credibility. Particularly with stupid fucking statements like that. Enjoy Maynard's beat to shit wine soaked voice. Can't hit those high notes anymore. Fuck he can't sing 75% of their songs at this point. C.R.E.A.M. get da money. Greatest hits just keep on rolllin

Them, KRISTIN HERSH, and OPETH are the only three gigs I'd really give a lot to see.

Oh, and KATATONIA.

Kittaan wrote:Donate it to FourthEye for a contest!*




*Where's that sarcasm font again?

I do believe this * is called a "starcasm". I think my ex made it up, or stole it from somewhere.

So, you're good just by using that!

SoMuchChub wrote:Are you a Buckethead fan by any chance Mog? Dude is dropping 20 plus albums a year.

and what's wrong with Buckethead?

basejumper wrote:.

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Now THAT is something I would masturbate over.