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The fake shows from Arrested Development are now on Netflix. Sorta. The links just take you back to Arrested Development but you can read the descriptions and check out the cover art. A few examples are:
Wrench:
When faced with some of the toughest cases the mean streets of Los Angeles has to offer, by-the-books detective Frank Wrench realizes he needs to loosen up, break some rules and maybe even throw out the book entirely, in order to get tough on crime.
Girls With Low Self-Esteem: Newport Beach:
Sunshine and self-esteem issues collide as drunken, scantily-clad co-eds with low self-worth and absolutely no shame hit Spring Break in Southern California. It's a wild, weekend adventure that you'll never forget … but they'll wish they could.
Families With Low Self Esteem:
Tobias Funke, the semi-renowned Freudian analyst/therapist and former chief resident of psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital, provides counseling to families deep in crisis in this deeply probing and emotionally uplifting series.
Mock Trial With J. Reinhold:
All rise for actor Judge Reinhold as he presides over this reality courtroom/variety series, featuring music by American Idol sensation William Hung and his band, Hung Jury, as they take real families and put them through mock trials.
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Wrench:
When faced with some of the toughest cases the mean streets of Los Angeles has to offer, by-the-books detective Frank Wrench realizes he needs to loosen up, break some rules and maybe even throw out the book entirely, in order to get tough on crime.
Girls With Low Self-Esteem: Newport Beach:
Sunshine and self-esteem issues collide as drunken, scantily-clad co-eds with low self-worth and absolutely no shame hit Spring Break in Southern California. It's a wild, weekend adventure that you'll never forget … but they'll wish they could.
Families With Low Self Esteem:
Tobias Funke, the semi-renowned Freudian analyst/therapist and former chief resident of psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital, provides counseling to families deep in crisis in this deeply probing and emotionally uplifting series.
Mock Trial With J. Reinhold:
All rise for actor Judge Reinhold as he presides over this reality courtroom/variety series, featuring music by American Idol sensation William Hung and his band, Hung Jury, as they take real families and put them through mock trials.
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Damon Lindelof will not be involved in the Prometheus sequel.
Much to the delight of all the fanboys, I don’t see myself being involved in Prometheus-er
http://collider.com/prometheus-sequel-d ... of/219084/
Much to the delight of all the fanboys, I don’t see myself being involved in Prometheus-er
http://collider.com/prometheus-sequel-d ... of/219084/
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So the ending leaked
Quote:
last scene of breaking bad
"mr white?..m-mr White"
Walt awakes in a daze to a classroom of his highschool students, startled he jumps up out of his chair and looks at his surroundings realising he fell asleep
the camera pans to a screenplay for a movie walt has be writing, his day dream has given him enough content to finish his movies story, he smiles and finally writes on the front of the script "Breaking Bad, by Walter White"
smiling contently he looks back at his classroom of students and say in a calm satisfied manner
*now...where were we?"
(end credits)
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last scene of breaking bad
"mr white?..m-mr White"
Walt awakes in a daze to a classroom of his highschool students, startled he jumps up out of his chair and looks at his surroundings realising he fell asleep
the camera pans to a screenplay for a movie walt has be writing, his day dream has given him enough content to finish his movies story, he smiles and finally writes on the front of the script "Breaking Bad, by Walter White"
smiling contently he looks back at his classroom of students and say in a calm satisfied manner
*now...where were we?"
(end credits)
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UndKeineEier said
snazzlefrass said
Any excuse to watch Salma Hayek and Maria Bello in the same movie, I'm in.
Did you ever see A History of Violence?
all my life
snazzlefrass said
Any excuse to watch Salma Hayek and Maria Bello in the same movie, I'm in.
Did you ever see A History of Violence?
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markuspoop said
In that Grown Ups 2 poster I'm not seeing Rob Schneider at all. Oh please lord please don't tell me he's not coming back for the sequel. His character was the one that really held the 1st movie together.
Nope, him and Adam Sandler had some sort of fallout so he's not going to be in it.
In that Grown Ups 2 poster I'm not seeing Rob Schneider at all. Oh please lord please don't tell me he's not coming back for the sequel. His character was the one that really held the 1st movie together.
Nope, him and Adam Sandler had some sort of fallout so he's not going to be in it.
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In totally unrelated news (I debated whether to put this in Quotes or Random Thoughts, but this thread was more readily available thanks to Und, so here ya go:)
And now, a quick interjected revelation from Jon Hamm, who also had something to say about his friend Adam Scott. “He’s bipenal, six toes on his right foot. That’s kind of creepy, but it makes him an excellent swimmer. He tends to swim in circles to the left. He has an overpowering kick with his right foot. But the weird thing is that his two penises act like a rudder and he can steer with those.â€
From this hilarious short interview with Amy Poehler about Parks and Rec: Â http://www.vulture.com/2012/10/amy-poeh ... er_vulture
And now, a quick interjected revelation from Jon Hamm, who also had something to say about his friend Adam Scott. “He’s bipenal, six toes on his right foot. That’s kind of creepy, but it makes him an excellent swimmer. He tends to swim in circles to the left. He has an overpowering kick with his right foot. But the weird thing is that his two penises act like a rudder and he can steer with those.â€
From this hilarious short interview with Amy Poehler about Parks and Rec: Â http://www.vulture.com/2012/10/amy-poeh ... er_vulture
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