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The Ashes

Post by earthrocker » Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:23 am

England squad for first Test: Joe Root (capt), Moeen Ali, James Anderson, Jofra Archer, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Stuart Broad, Rory Burns, Jos Buttler (wk), Sam Curran, Joe Denly, Jason Roy, Ben Stokes, Olly Stone, Chris Woakes.

Australia squad: Tim Paine (capt, wk), Cameron Bancroft, Patrick Cummins, Marcus Harris, Josh Hazlewood, Travis Head, Usman Khawaja, Marnus Labuschagne, Nathan Lyon, Mitchell Marsh, Michael Neser, James Pattinson, Peter Siddle, Steven Smith, Mitchell Starc, Matthew Wade (wk), David Warner.

August
1-5 1st Test, Edgbaston (11:00 BST)
14-18 2nd Test, Lord's (11:00 BST)
22-26 3rd Test, Headingley (11:00 BST)

September
4-8 4th Test, Old Trafford (11:00 BST)
12-16 5th Test, The Oval (11:00 BST)

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Re: The Ashes

Post by Busty McCracken » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:00 pm

I assumed you were a Yank for some reason and certainly didn't have ya pegged as a cricket fan.

If the Aussies top order can show some fight this is shaping up as a bloody intriguing ashes series.

Edit. Auto corrected to fan. Meant to say Yank haha.
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Post by tys0n » Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:56 pm

I was suppose to be at the Lord test FUCK
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Re: The Ashes

Post by earthrocker » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:23 am

Busty McCracken wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:00 pm
I assumed you were a Yank for some reason and certainly didn't have ya pegged as a cricket fan.

If the Aussies top order can show some fight this is shaping up as a bloody intriguing ashes series.

Edit. Auto corrected to fan. Meant to say Yank haha.
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Re: The Ashes

Post by tys0n » Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:16 am

I told you to keep it down!
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Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:00 am

In that case have you ever asked each other if you can borrow some brooown sugar?
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Re: The Ashes

Post by earthrocker » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:07 am

Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:00 am
In that case have you ever asked each other if you can borrow some brooown sugar?
Generally he is small spoon, but we do alternate.

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Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:32 am

Once again it's up to Smith to hopefully steady the ship
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Post by tys0n » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:44 am

Why would a diabetic have sugar?

Unless you mean my emergency jelly beans.
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Re: The Ashes

Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:48 am

You're a diabetic ?
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Re: The Ashes

Post by tys0n » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:51 am

TMI
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Re: The Ashes

Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:57 am

Had to Google what the hell you were on about. Not down with these fancy modern day acronyms.... fml
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Post by tys0n » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:00 am

fwiw I'm type one not type fat cunt
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Re: The Ashes

Post by earthrocker » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:01 am

Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:57 am
.... fml
:lol:

Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:32 am
Once again it's up to Smith to hopefully steady the ship
Or ball tampering :lol:

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Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:05 am

earthrocker wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:01 am
Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:57 am
.... fml
:lol:

Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:32 am
Once again it's up to Smith to hopefully steady the ship
Or ball tampering :lol:
Haha got him!!! :lol:

And not gonna lie Tyson . Had to Google fwiw also haha. But seriously dat sucks
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Re: The Ashes

Post by tys0n » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:15 am

I can see myself getting to 3 in the morning tomorrow night watching this and replying to this thread with csa'd;vnfbaldk dasjka
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Re: The Ashes

Post by earthrocker » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:28 am

tys0n wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:15 am
I can see myself getting to 3 in the morning tomorrow night watching this and replying to this thread with csa'd;vnfbaldk dasjka
:lol: :lol:

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Post by Busty McCracken » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:32 pm

Coppers Ftw!

And On ya smithie!
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Re: The Ashes

Post by earthrocker » Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:12 pm

Busty McCracken wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:32 pm
And On ya smithie!
Fuck. We were on a roll.

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Post by tys0n » Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:55 am

Geez watching this I wonder who is the Australian captain :lol:
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Post by tys0n » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:14 am

H0ow good is Siddle!
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Re: The Ashes

Post by earthrocker » Mon Aug 05, 2019 2:44 pm

Typical England batting collapse. FS!

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Post by tys0n » Mon Aug 05, 2019 3:38 pm

GOAT!
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Re: The Ashes

Post by tys0n » Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:07 am

tys0n wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:56 pm
I was suppose to be at the Lord test FUCK
:lol: PHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next time buddy, I promise!
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Re: The Ashes

Post by Busty McCracken » Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:22 am

Haha coulda taken in the sights I guess
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