F O U R T H E Y E

If you were to go to one of these VIP events what would you ask Adam?

When is the new fucking album going to be finished?

Will Tool play my prom? (If not I will pirate your next album!)

Adam:

Will you please, as in depth as you can possibly fathom,

explain to us the difficulties and heartache associated

with your recent divorce?

I'd ask him why he's the least tight live. haven't seen a show where he doesn't fuck up at least twice.

What's that on your shirt?

 

Then I'd punch him in the dick

What was different about your creative relationship with Paul than with Justin?

Everyone in the band except you has put out music with other people.  Why haven't you?

Tyson said
What's that on your shirt?

 

Then I'd punch him in the dick


^ I'd pay 500 dollars to see that

 

phox_ said
 

Everyone in the band except you has put out music with other people.  Why haven't you?


We're posting sensible questions in here now?  Well here's a sensible answer: He's played on various Melvins and Lustmord albums - do they count?

Can Maynard make a dick so big that he, himself, cannot suck it?

ilikecheese said
Can Maynard make a dick so big that he, himself, cannot suck it?


I would honestly be interested in hearing how he responds to that. 

 

1. When is the new album coming out?

2. The new album album is coming out when?

3. Cuando es el nuevo album que sale?

4. What's with those funny eyes of yours?

 

 

hellboy1975 said

phox_ said
 

Everyone in the band except you has put out music with other people.  Why haven't you?


We're posting sensible questions in here now?  Well here's a sensible answer: He's played on various Melvins and Lustmord albums - do they count?


Thought I'd throw in serious ones.  Playing on songs and crafting songs for an album are different.  The other three have done the latter.

 

Speaking of Lustmord, will their collaboration ever see the light of day?

What ever happened to Noiseland Arcade?

phox_ said 
Playing on songs and crafting songs for an album are different.  The other three have done the latter.


That wasn't your question though.  Anyway, technically Danny hasn't as we're still yet to see the Volto! album.  And who's to say how much input Adam had on those albums creatively.

I take you point though, but really, why do all 4 members of the band need to be creative in that way?  And let's not forget that Adam creates posters, videos and other artwork fore the band.  He may not release as much music as the other members of the band, but it's harder to argue that he doesn't have a similiar output to other members.

Question seems like a thiny veiled troll to blame Adam for a lack of progress on the album.  

What wouldn't Jesus do?

A train carrying 75 pandas leaves the station at 8:32 AM heading West at 98 mph (or kph since it's in Australia).  There are 12 cars on this train, the pandas are on the last two cars, the other cars contain 20 tons of lumber, 40 tons of coal, and 372 passengers.  Each passenger has 2 bags.  The passengers eat 3 meals a days.  It should take about 3 days for the train to reach its destination.  Another train leaves a station at 7:21 AM heading East at 73 kph.  This train is carrying 632 passengers as well as 69 sad clowns and 1 tank.  Now these passengers are only served 2 meals a day, but can eat as many snacks as they want.  The total amount of snacks on the train is 3,912 though.  Now if you also add in the total amount of burgers sold by McDonald's last year as well as the cost of airfare to Taiwan, I want to know when the new Tool album is going to be done?

 

 

@Hellboy

Danny did play with Pigmy Love Circus on Power of Beef

Ravenpig said
@Hellboy

Danny did play with Pigmy Love Circus on Power of Beef


Your mom played with Danny's love beef...

 

 

 

 

 

And that's why you're here now!

Ravenpig said
@Hellboy

Danny did play with Pigmy Love Circus on Power of Beef


And Collide, and Belew... and at least one more I believe.

I'll be picking a few of these questions to drunkenly blurt out.

 

fuckyouimdrunk said
I'll be picking a few of these questions to drunkenly blurt out.


 

If you're going to be drunk anyway, don't be afraid to flick him in the nuts if you get a chance.

The Boss said
 


fuckyouimdrunk said
I'll be picking a few of these questions to drunkenly blurt out.


 

If you're going to be drunk anyway, don't be afraid to flick him in the nuts if you get a chance.


Was already on my "To Do" list. Right after Carina Round.