Random Tool Social Media thread

[hellboy]

Yeah, but who took the picture?

I'm gonna go with Blair (who told me he's probably going to pay a visit to the Loft in the next week) or it's just Adam's GoPro mounted on the wall.

[Kittaan]

Here's a pic for the lazy

Frankly I'm disappointed that you didn't take the time to set up those fake tabs that you usually do. Talk about Lazy-Bones...

[lo7us]

Here's a pic for the lazy

Frankly I'm disappointed that you didn't take the time to set up those fake tabs that you usually do. Talk about Lazy-Bones...

LOL

[UndKeineZwEier]

Yeah, but who took the picture?

I'm gonna go with Blair (who told me he's probably going to pay a visit to the Loft in the next week) or it's just Adam's GoPro mounted on the wall.

Than why is it on Adam's Instagram? The pieces don't add up.

[Kittaan]

The pieces don't add up.

C'mon, UKE. You know the pieces fit.

[UndKeineZwEier]

So nice you had to say it twice.

The pieces don't add up.

C'mon, UKE. You know the pieces fit.

But I haven't seen them fall away.

[Bill Hilly]

Decoy Maynard. I'll believe it when I see a selfie pic, or GTFO!!!!!!

[Ravenpig]

Dude I shit you not I was gonna post. "But who took the picture??"

It seems I'm late to the pachanga. This pic is good news. I'd put the countdown at somewhere between 6 to 9 months.

[Bill Hilly]

Uh oh, you heard it here first, online media outlets. New Tool album will be out in 6 to 9 months. Also, new 5th member of Tool took the photo.

[UndKeineZwEier]

I wonder if this is Adam "proving it" to Maynard.

[ToolFanFromWayBack]

Looks like Maynard has his fingers in his ears yelling "na, na, na, na, I can't hear you"

[Ettan]

Apparently Maynard commented on the photo saying "Turn that shit down" or something, according to reddit. Also http://www.metalinjection.net/upcoming- ... -new-album

[Calfium Jay]

Maynard is wearing red pajama bottoms.

And if it so turns out that they are in fact NOT pajama bottoms then.......................God help us all.

[hellboy]

Yeah, but who took the picture?

I'm gonna go with Blair (who told me he's probably going to pay a visit to the Loft in the next week) or it's just Adam's GoPro mounted on the wall.

Than why is it on Adam's Instagram? The pieces don't add up.

What if I told you that you could upload pictures on Instagram that weren't taken with your phone? Also, how many phones have fish-eye lenses?

The only other alternative I can think of is that some wrestler took the photo.

[BlackHole83]

Maynard is wearing red pajama bottoms.

And if it so turns out that they are in fact NOT pajama bottoms then.......................God help us all.

What the fuck does it matter what the hell any of them wear?

[hellboy]

Maynard is wearing red pajama bottoms.

And if it so turns out that they are in fact NOT pajama bottoms then.......................God help us all.

What the fuck does it matter what the hell any of them wear?

The only thing that makes Califum feel good is to look down on others, even for things as trivial as clothing. It's a shallow existence, but the only one he seems to be able to live.

[UndKeineZwEier]

What if I told you that you could upload pictures on Instagram that weren't taken with your phone?

[Calfium Jay]

The only thing that makes Califum feel good is to look down on others, even for things as trivial as clothing. It's a shallow existence, but the only one he seems to be able to live.

I think you completely miss the point.

Are you still upset over my Foo Fighters comments? Or my ridiculing of Left Wing parties?

[Calfium Jay]

Also if you look carefully you can see Danny's squiggity idgitty synth box thingy behind Adam.

Which I'm sure is a clue of some sort.

[basejumper]

.

I just got some info from a reliable source on what #SmokeOnTheHorizon means that Adam has been posting about. Apparently Tool are remaking the song Smoke on the horizon. My source would not tell me which one they were remaking but they did say that it was a long/epic song that had 2 significantly different sounds from beginning to end, which hints at maybe a combination of the two! Here are the originals... not sure which one will sound better with the TooL treatment!

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

[BBvideo 560,340][/BBvideo]

[Bill Hilly]

This upcoming newsletter has the potential to be interesting. Well, at least a paragraph should be.

[Specter]

Also if you look carefully you can see Danny's squiggity idgitty synth box thingy behind Adam.

Which I'm sure is a clue of some sort.

You shadow boxer! Figured the clue would lead to another clue?
Good for you detective. You nailed it.
Seen the movie yet?

[hellboy]

The only thing that makes Califum feel good is to look down on others, even for things as trivial as clothing. It's a shallow existence, but the only one he seems to be able to live.

I think you completely miss the point.

What was the point? That Maynard has a poor dress sense?

Not being big Foo Fighters fan, I don't really give a shit what you say about them tbh.

[Calfium Jay]

You shadow boxer! Figured the clue would lead to another clue?

No. I figured it would just lead to a cuntish comeback by some smarmy pants Fourth Eye nerd.

Wasn't far off, as it turns out.

Seen the movie yet?

Yes. And everyone dies at the end.

You were one of them.

[Calfium Jay]

What was the point? That Maynard has a poor dress sense?

Not being big Foo Fighters fan, I don't really give a shit what you say about them tbh.

I look forward to the day when good natured offhand comments aren't patrolled by forum Nazis, leaving one open to severe rebukes and personal attacks.

Til that day however.....