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Fuck yeah, TOOL!
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The Boss wrote:
Awwwww. You're adorable.
except for this part
inspiration_tactic wrote:Take your time, TOOL!
anything could happen the longer they take, natural disasters, robots turn on us, the sun could explode, bubonic plague, mayan stuff etc......better to just be on the safe side and get this album out quickly!!!

reg: the sun, its not set to explode for another 4-5 billion years so there is still a window in which they can complete the album and even distribute it, still leaving plenty of time before the sun explodes
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well not much news really right....for me... I ate a nice size magic mushroom last night and was quite high.....I watched this 'new tool 2014 by burnt amber ' video and holy fuck....what beautiful audio/visual subjecting it was.....which got me watch the 'uncastle show'.....tool fuckin takes the cake by far...what they have going is truly amazing......by far.....divine sonic divinity..thats what I say...



I also believe the haters here to be alcholics...yes I said it..fuck you ..get your shit together
go taff!
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budsyralli wrote:well not much news really right....for me... I ate a nice size magic mushroom last night and was quite high.....I watched this 'new tool 2014 by burnt amber ' video and holy fuck....what beautiful audio/visual subjecting it was.....which got me watch the 'uncastle show'.....tool fuckin takes the cake by far...what they have going is truly amazing......by far.....divine sonic divinity..thats what I say...



I also believe the haters here to be alcholics...yes I said it..fuck you ..get your shit together
Holy fucking shit. Let's compare literally anything I've ever typed here with the absolutely mindless drivel that you just ejaculated from your drug-fucked fingers.

Right.

If anything, the "alcholics" (sic) here are probably much more in touch with reality, and thus have the right to express cynicism. I'll take a world-weary cynic over your unmitigated drug bullshit any day.

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Heh, my favorite barkeep is a Tool fan but doesn't keep up to date like me, just asked me about any new news.

Told him about Blair's post. His reply, "Cool. Better than nothing."

I sometimes wish I wasn't a member of a Tool fan forum.
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Ravenpig wrote: I sometimes wish I wasn't a member of a Tool fan forum.
Haha, no you don't.
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oh crow ya big whiner....don't get all emotional on me now
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budsyralli wrote:well not much news really right....for me... I ate a nice size magic mushroom last night and was quite high.....I watched this 'new tool 2014 by burnt amber ' video and holy fuck....what beautiful audio/visual subjecting it was.....which got me watch the 'uncastle show'.....tool fuckin takes the cake by far...what they have going is truly amazing......by far.....divine sonic divinity..thats what I say...



I also believe the haters here to be alcholics...yes I said it..fuck you ..get your shit together
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:
Ravenpig wrote: I sometimes wish I wasn't a member of a Tool fan forum.
Haha, no you don't.
Maybe you're right. What would I have done if I'd never online met you?
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You'd probably be eating out of trash cans and raving about government spiders in your birthday cake.
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I honestly don't care how long it takes them to make the album, if it's really taking a toll on your life, you need to reevaluate things.

Seriously.

It's just a fucking rock band.

Pathetic.
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so the meter expired twice, does that mean this song is a hour long?
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ilikecheese wrote:5 pages of responses in what. 8 minutes?
Starved much are we?
This thread's been open for more than a day and it took most of that time to get to 5 pages. What are you talking about?
I know what I'm talking about.

You don't?
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N.Y.H.C. wrote:so the meter expired twice, does that mean this song is a hour long?
I wonder how many movements the song has, like how many tracks they'll split it into.
Hopefully they'll put it towards the end, Wings as the 3rd really didn't work.
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Not Tyson wrote:
N.Y.H.C. wrote:so the meter expired twice, does that mean this song is a hour long?
I wonder how many movements the song has, like how many tracks they'll split it into.
Hopefully they'll put it towards the end, Wings as the 3rd really didn't work.
could work at the beginning as well
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The last piece of the puzzle was found; now it's time to frame it...

Not much longer now, i suppose?
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it's right around the corner, hopefully only two more Winters away.
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Winter is coming.
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I suddenly have no idea what you dudes are talking about.

And that's OK.

I agree for the most part about TOOL just being a band. Still, it'd be nice to have a little something after all this time.

What would I know, though - I've been rockin' EMILIE AUTUMN and the "UPSTREAM COLOR" soundtrack on repeat for the past two weeks.
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What would TOOL be, other than a band?
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a cult?
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Umadbrah? wrote:a cult?
that's what it seems... drug addict, religious, psychopaths that need their new tool fix
choose to spiral out... or shut the fuck up
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children wrote:What would TOOL be, other than an overrated band?
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What alternative universe do you live in, Mog? In what reality is TOOL "overrated?"

You saw how Danny lost in that poll against that faggot Slipknot drummer. TOOL obviously don't get the recognition they deserve.

Sure, here in this community of TOOL fans, and among music critics and music appreciators alike, they are considered musical Gods or geniuses, and that irritates the fuck out of you, i know, but TOOL is widely underrated, at least when it comes to the mainstream world. Even a large portion of people who claim to be fans of the band would put TOOL alongside bands like Slipknot or Avenged Sevenfold or some other actually overrated shitty band because they cannot tell the difference.

The masses simply cannot understand TOOL's music, or any other medium of deeply thought-provoking spiritual enlightenment (at this stage in human evolution, anyway).
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children wrote:What alternative universe do you live in, Mog? In what reality is TOOL "overrated?"

You saw how Danny lost in that poll against that faggot Slipknot drummer. TOOL obviously don't get the recognition they deserve.

Sure, here in this community of TOOL fans, and among music critics and music appreciators alike, they are considered musical Gods or geniuses, and that irritates the fuck out of you, i know, but TOOL is widely underrated, at least when it comes to the mainstream world. Even a large portion of people who claim to be fans of the band would put TOOL alongside bands like Slipknot or Avenged Sevenfold or some other actually overrated shitty band because they cannot tell the difference.

The masses simply cannot understand TOOL's music, or any other medium of deeply thought-provoking spiritual enlightenment (at this stage in human evolution, anyway).
for the most part... very accurate statement. they're appropriately rated amongst their peers and fans. underrated in the grand scheme of things--- i think their music will live on for generations after they're done much like floyd and zeppelin.
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