Classic AOTW: Helmet - Meantime

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No one else seems have posted or claimed the spot yet, so I figured I should

This week is a classic from the 90s, and a band that is currently playing around Australia with The Melvins.

With Helmet in it's current form being a shadow of their previous selves, it's easy to forget they wrote an album as good as Meantime. Not a bad track on this album, and an easy 10/10 from me. My favorite tracks are Turned Out and Role Model.

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hellboy wrote:No one else seems have posted or claimed the spot yet, so I figured I should

This week is a classic from the 90s, and a band that just finished up a tour around Australia with The Melvins.

With Helmet in it's current form being a shadow of their previous selves, it's easy to forget they wrote an album as good as Meantime. Not a bad track on this album, and an easy 10/10 from me. My favorite tracks are Turned Out and Role Model.

Enjoy!

fixed ... great one too ... essential listening for all and the epitome of classic on this board.

9/10, easy, probably a bit higher ... one of my all-time favorite records, probably top 10 or so
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Definitely 9/10 for me as well.
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I think Kitaan had claimed this week.

I've not heard Helmet in along time, this should be interesting.
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Ravenpig wrote:I think Kitaan had claimed this week.

I've not heard Helmet in along time, this should be interesting.
Oh Shite. That I did. Well, I Snoozed and Loozed.
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Kittaan wrote:
Ravenpig wrote:I think Kitaan had claimed this week.

I've not heard Helmet in along time, this should be interesting.
Oh Shite. That I did. Well, I Snoozed and Loozed.
That he did.
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Kittaan wrote:
Oh Shite. That I did. Well, I Snoozed and Loozed.
In the meantime, you could listen and comment on In the Meantime.
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10/10 again huh.

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My review:

It's Helmet. So no real surprises as to what's on offer here. It's very.......1992.

All I remember of it at the time is that it gave birth to a new generation of "intelligent" metal heads who seemingly popped out of nowhere. A veritable clone army in their khaki pants, converse sneakers, baseball caps and crew cut hairstyles. Oh and they all seemed to be mad on basketball and snowboarding.

Needless to say I was not one of them.

And the music you ask? About as bland as a Saturday afternoon at Ikea.

2/10
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^More Kiss then?
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Calfium Jay wrote:10/10 again huh.

:roll:
Actually, the last one was a 9/10.

Another album you hate? I'm shocked!
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OK, I'm on the first track.

Surprised to find that I love it. More to follow.

Edit: Hell yeah. Can't believe I wrote Helmet off so many years ago. I must not have heard this one.

What's next on the Helmet discog?
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Either move forwards to Betty, or backwards to Strap It On. Quality of their releases goes downhill pretty rapidly post-Aftertaste.

That said, don't go expecting much variety - Helmet are effectively a one trick pony, though Betty does have a few more unconventional moments on it.
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Random memory about Helmet: First time I ever found out they existed was the same way I found out TOOL and NIN existed, from stickers on car windshields.

As I previously mentioned, it'd been ages since I heard Helmet (other than "Unsung" being played in bars). This is a solid album. To enjoy this you have to realize that at the time the style they played in was relatively new, before all the crappy late 90's bands started twisting and crapping all over it. Anyway, every song on it is at worst solid, with "Unsung" reaching bad ass levels (hence it's continuing popularity). I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.

The bad are that at times the song come dangerously close to being "samey" sounding and the singing gets pretty annoying, but not to the point that you will skip a track.

7/10
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Ravenpig wrote: I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.
Ugh, don't even talk about the bass unless you know what the fuck you're talking about. They're not playing, they're flanging.
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:
Ravenpig wrote: I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.
Ugh, don't even talk about the bass unless you know what the fuck you're talking about. They're not playing, they're flanging.
Now you're telling me how to do my reviews? Whatevs, Adolf.
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Ravenpig wrote:
UndKeineZwEier wrote:
Ravenpig wrote: I really dug the bass player's, um, playing.
Ugh, don't even talk about the bass unless you know what the fuck you're talking about. They're not playing, they're flanging.
Now you're telling me how to do my reviews? Whatevs, Adolf.
Ugh, don't even use English unless you know what the fuck you're talking about. It's whatever, not whatevs.
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You two should meet in a hotel room and get it on. Just get it over with already.
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hellboy wrote:Ihre Bewertung ist Scheiße
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Kittaan wrote:You two should meet in a hotel room and get it on. Just get it over with already.
Sadly it would never work. He has sharp metal claws, I am made of thin plastic and filled with air, we could never make it.
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Kittaan wrote:OK, I'm on the first track.

Surprised to find that I love it. More to follow.

Edit: Hell yeah. Can't believe I wrote Helmet off so many years ago. I must not have heard this one.

What's next on the Helmet discog?
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UndKeineZwEier wrote:
Kittaan wrote:You two should meet in a hotel room and get it on. Just get it over with already.
Sadly it would never work. He has sharp metal claws, I am made of thin plastic and filled with air, we could never make it.
It can work... I know you remember this. ;)
It looks like your mouth will fit perfectly around his .....
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In the Meantime is a great album. Helmet was a good band like Hellboy said up until Aftertaste.
I need to find a photo of my old jump helmet... I had a Helmet sticker on it as well as a TooL wrench down the middle :lol:

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