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UndKeineZwEier wrote:

Ravenpig wrote:Seriously, how do you almost always post so soon after me??

Ravenpig wrote:And yes I've had a GF, she was totally real.

Did she live in Canada?

haha she lives in the Niagara Falls region.

About my friends listening to Tool,,,most of them are like... Who are Tool? what is that? ... when they actually listen to them they are like > -dude, those are really long songs, i am not into it- -Older people (50 yrs - 60 yrs old) friends or family says it's the devils music (then i play Di Eir Von Satan hahaha ) ..... most of the times people get bored and they bug me with..."is tool finally making new music?" that breaks my heart hahaha.... It was awesome when they came to Mexico since it was like... see motherf****? they are real! They play awesome! ...see? there are others with Tool T-shirts and this venue is full!!

dude I worked with told me nickleback was a better band than tool.. they sold more albums he said.

Never accept his input on anything.

I also asked why he wasn't wearing his nickleback concert tshirt , he always said he would but never did.

"Is there dairy in this? I can't eat dairy. I'm lactose intolerant."

I two am lactose intolerant

budsyralli wrote:I two am lactose intolerant

Oh yeah? You and who else?

"I have been diagnosed with a hyper-tolerance to lactose"

lactose intolerance is normal. If you can tolerate lactose after childhood, you are the strange one.

What the fuck did lactose ever do to you guys?

Not Tyson wrote:What the fuck did lactose ever do to you guys?

I presume it's one, or all of, bloating, cramps, farting and loose stools.

Poor fellas, probably can't enjoy a latte or banana split without loose, foamy sTOOLs!

If you can't enjoy cold chocolate milk, you might as well kill yourself. It's one of those rare things that just makes life worth living, no matter what's going on in the world.

I can't, could cause a coma.

Can you get the sugar-free stuff? My co-worker eats sugar-free chocolate every day. It's not carob; it's just lame.

At least you can still drink milk, like a boss.

Sugar free chocolate is basically a laxative.

How is this for a mind blown, weet bix actually tastes sweet to me due to a no sugar diet, although I prefer vita brits.

I have taken at least 5 people to Tool shows who a) were only tangentially familiar with their music and b) REALLY did not like it from that short exposure. Every single one of them has walked out amazed and declared it one of, if not the best shows they had ever seen. Granted, these are all people that love and appreciate live music.

Perhaps my favorite though was a stranger I didn't know. It was at the Orlando show in 2007 (one of the best shows of that run, in my opinion), and this couple was behind us and we got to talking. The girl had only ever been to one concert: Neil Diamond. The look on her face at the end (it was a good one) was fucking priceless.

joeypants wrote:The girl had only ever been to one concert: Neil Diamond.

How old (approx) were these people? First of all, who goes to a Neil Diamond concert?!?! Secondly, if they are at least teenagers, how the hell is she not hitting up at least a few live shows a year? It's one of the things that makes life worth living ffs.

She was early-mid 30s?

And I mean, she looked exactly like someone who had only been to a Neil Diamond show too which made it all the sweeter.

Kittaan wrote:First of all, who goes to a Neil Diamond concert?!?!.

The dudes from Saving Silverman

Note: I would totally go to a Neil Diamond concert. Preferably on acid.

joeypants wrote:Note: I would totally go to a Neil Diamond concert. Preferably on acid.

NEIL DIAMOND is the fucking shit. I'd go stone-cold sober.

'tight' - reaction to tool from non tool fan

I've never met a non-Tool fan. just people who have never heard them before. like, honestly.

N.Y.H.C. wrote:I've never met a non-Tool fan. just people who have never heard them before. like, honestly.

Good point. I don't think I've ever met a person who has gone, "TOOL? OH, FUCK ME IN THE DICK. THEY SUCK SO HARD. WHAT ABSOLUTE POSERS. I ALSO HEAR ADAM CLONES' ASS SMELLS LIKE SHIT. HUUUURP M' DUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR."

Never happened. Even my weak-ass lady-friends over the years have appreciated them - the fucking American one loved APC.

pwnt.