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children said

mogeffingmog said


children said


markuspoop said


children said


NYHC81 said


children said
By nick you mean my username right? Well... it's just silly, not meant to be taken seriously.

 

...and i am a male


hey he loves the children. must be a big Arcade Fire fan.

 


Arcade Fire is great, but i'm not sure what children have to do with them. Are they pedophiles or something? That would be disappointing...


Arcade Fire suck balls.


You are so manly with your muscular masculinity. No real man would listen to that hipster pussy shit. You must have a thick beard and an even thicker cock. How pleased with yourself you must be, stewing in your own machoness.

 

Have fun being trapped in the closet. I'll be enjoying deeply emotionally moving music while feeling comfortable with my sexuality...


^ Is there something wrong with having a thick beard and cock?  If so I am in deep shit.

 


Absolutely not, as long as you're humble about it.


I'm screwed then.  S'okay tho.  You are the ying to my yang.  The wind beneath my wings.  With your patient guidance,  I shall endeavor to be a kinder, gentler Mog.  A man for the people.  A loving, sensitive fella who illuminates everyone around him with peace and joy.

^ ...naaa fuck that.  Bastard Cunt works for me!

HATE HATE HATE HATE!

 

Those fucks over at the Loft finish the new album yet?

 
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they need some Viagra to get that circle jerk process working again.
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I've had enough booze right now to make a hardcore twenty-seven year old Christian virgin loose as a goose - and yet it's still not enough for me to jump into this cease-pool.
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children said


markuspoop said


children said


NYHC81 said


children said
By nick you mean my username right? Well... it's just silly, not meant to be taken seriously.

 

...and i am a male


hey he loves the children. must be a big Arcade Fire fan.

 


Arcade Fire is great, but i'm not sure what children have to do with them. Are they pedophiles or something? That would be disappointing...


Arcade Fire suck balls.


You are so manly with your muscular masculinity. No real man would listen to that hipster pussy shit. You must have a thick beard and an even thicker cock. How pleased with yourself you must be, stewing in your own machoness.

 

Have fun being trapped in the closet. I'll be enjoying deeply emotionally moving music while feeling comfortable with my sexuality...


Your mom LOVES my thick, veiny cock.  Loves it I tell ya.

Still though, that doesn't change the fact that Arcade Fire (and 99% of hipster rock out there) sucks my smooth, salty balls.  Dick.

Of course the irony in your post is you, the one who uses terms like 'fag' and 'cock'sucker' like it's your job is the one questioning other people sexuality.  Are you sure there isn't something that you want to tell us all?  Not that there's anything wrong with that, people's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own.  Dick.

 
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Oh, and <insert obligatory Tool slight for being lazy or what-have-you here>
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markuspoop said

children said


markuspoop said


children said


NYHC81 said


children said
By nick you mean my username right? Well... it's just silly, not meant to be taken seriously.

 

...and i am a male


hey he loves the children. must be a big Arcade Fire fan.

 


Arcade Fire is great, but i'm not sure what children have to do with them. Are they pedophiles or something? That would be disappointing...


Arcade Fire suck balls.


You are so manly with your muscular masculinity. No real man would listen to that hipster pussy shit. You must have a thick beard and an even thicker cock. How pleased with yourself you must be, stewing in your own machoness.

 

Have fun being trapped in the closet. I'll be enjoying deeply emotionally moving music while feeling comfortable with my sexuality...


Your mom LOVES my thick, veiny cock.  Loves it I tell ya.

Still though, that doesn't change the fact that Arcade Fire (and 99% of hipster rock out there) sucks my smooth, salty balls.  Dick.

Of course the irony in your post is you, the one who uses terms like 'fag' and 'cock'sucker' like it's your job is the one questioning other people sexuality.  Are you sure there isn't something that you want to tell us all?  Not that there's anything wrong with that, people's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own.  Dick.

 


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markuspoop said


children said


markuspoop said


children said


NYHC81 said


children said
By nick you mean my username right? Well... it's just silly, not meant to be taken seriously.

 

...and i am a male


hey he loves the children. must be a big Arcade Fire fan.

 


Arcade Fire is great, but i'm not sure what children have to do with them. Are they pedophiles or something? That would be disappointing...


Arcade Fire suck balls.


You are so manly with your muscular masculinity. No real man would listen to that hipster pussy shit. You must have a thick beard and an even thicker cock. How pleased with yourself you must be, stewing in your own machoness.

 

Have fun being trapped in the closet. I'll be enjoying deeply emotionally moving music while feeling comfortable with my sexuality...


Your mom LOVES my thick, veiny cock.  Loves it I tell ya.

Still though, that doesn't change the fact that Arcade Fire (and 99% of hipster rock out there) sucks my smooth, salty balls.  Dick.

Of course the irony in your post is you, the one who uses terms like 'fag' and 'cock'sucker' like it's your job is the one questioning other people sexuality.  Are you sure there isn't something that you want to tell us all?  Not that there's anything wrong with that, people's personal sexual preferences are nobody's business but their own.  Dick.

 


That's your OPINION, not a FACT. Hipsters may listen to Arcade Fire, but that does not automatically mean a band is "hipster" (which is meaningless trendy lingo in the first place). Nu-metal fan faggots listen to Tool. Is Tool a nu-metal band then? I'm sure a lot of emo cunts listen to Nine Inch Nails. Does that make NIN an emo band?

 

I was merely trying to get to the root of why you think Arcade Fire sucks. Some "bros" might say that Arcade Fire is too feminine or "pussy shit" and usually i would assume those individuals are fighting off some homosexual tendencies. There is nothing wrong with being gay, just be open about it. You're perfectly normal if you are. Don't let society bring you down just because they're stupid and fearful of things they don't understand. I myself am straight as an arrow, but that's just me.

 

If i made a mistake with my assumptions then i sincerely apologize. Why exactly do you think Arcade Fire "sucks" anyway. Other than their fan base being composed of hipsters (which is just another label given to them by the masses, which again are stupid and fearful).
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and before you get all bent out of shape for the use of the word "faggot" ...take this into consideration

 


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wow this thread went off the rails. can we get some ladies in here? I've been to 7 Tool shows over the past 10 years, I know they have female fans. there's actually a slew. let's get some estrogen back in here. to many cocks flying around, I feel like I'm at a Hatebreed show.
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Mog has scared them away.
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YES LET'S SEE SOME MORE DICKS
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YES LET'S SEE SOME MORE DICKS




 
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snazzlefrass said
Mog has scared them away.


^ BOOM!  Nice.  Well played you fucking cunt!

How is the weekend treating you so far?

 
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Sure fire way to get more sluts in here is to have Hellboy pretend to be Maynard.  HB can play off the accent as Maynard just trying to immerse himself in Aussie Culture.  It could be called, An Intimate interview with Kangaroo Jimmy.  Whores would flood in from all over panties soaked ready to fuck.  Cuz we all know, for whatever reason, whores love Jimmy.
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Sure fire way to get more sluts in here is to have Hellboy pretend to be Maynard.  HB can play off the accent as Maynard just trying to immerse himself in Aussie Culture.  It could be called, An Intimate interview with Kangaroo Jimmy.  Whores would flood in from all over panties soaked ready to fuck.  Cuz we all know, for whatever reason, whores love Jimmy.


they have women in Australia? what are they like?
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NYHC81 said

mogeffingmog said
Sure fire way to get more sluts in here is to have Hellboy pretend to be Maynard.  HB can play off the accent as Maynard just trying to immerse himself in Aussie Culture.  It could be called, An Intimate interview with Kangaroo Jimmy.  Whores would flood in from all over panties soaked ready to fuck.  Cuz we all know, for whatever reason, whores love Jimmy.


they have women in Australia? what are they like?


Drop Bears.

 
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mogeffingmog said


NYHC81 said


mogeffingmog said
Sure fire way to get more sluts in here is to have Hellboy pretend to be Maynard.  HB can play off the accent as Maynard just trying to immerse himself in Aussie Culture.  It could be called, An Intimate interview with Kangaroo Jimmy.  Whores would flood in from all over panties soaked ready to fuck.  Cuz we all know, for whatever reason, whores love Jimmy.


they have women in Australia? what are they like?


Drop Bears.

 


From somebody who is actually from there, that statement ain't that far away from the truth. 

 

Big, ugly and unpredictable. Kidding.

We do have our share of hunnies just like most countries (aside from a few exceptions).

The eye opener was staying overseas for a few weeks in HK and noticing that the women there were a lot skinnier and had more style. Not everyone of them were A grade models but they worked with what God gave them to their best of their abilities. And that is admirable.

On my way back in Brunei I thought I was in my local outer McDees with: sheihlas in visible tatts, all 1's and 2's, flip flops, loud behaviour, wearing tops that were two-three sizes too small, and bearing white skin that could burn the eyes. Depressing...

 
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doors said

mogeffingmog said


NYHC81 said


mogeffingmog said
Sure fire way to get more sluts in here is to have Hellboy pretend to be Maynard.  HB can play off the accent as Maynard just trying to immerse himself in Aussie Culture.  It could be called, An Intimate interview with Kangaroo Jimmy.  Whores would flood in from all over panties soaked ready to fuck.  Cuz we all know, for whatever reason, whores love Jimmy.


they have women in Australia? what are they like?


Drop Bears.

 


From somebody who is actually from there, that statement ain't that far away from the truth. 

 

Big, ugly and unpredictable. Kidding.

We do have our share of hunnies just like most countries (aside from a few exceptions).

The eye opener was staying overseas for a few weeks in HK and noticing that the women there were a lot skinnier and had more style. Not everyone of them were A grade models but they worked with what God gave them to their best of their abilities. And that is admirable.

On my way back in Brunei I thought I was in my local outer McDees with: sheihlas in visible tatts, all 1's and 2's, flip flops, loud behaviour, wearing tops that were two-three sizes too small, and bearing white skin that could burn the eyes. Depressing...

 


LOL Drop Bear is just fun to say.  It works in so many situations.  Chicks with accents do it for me.  Particularly Aussie, British, Irish and Scottish.  The thought of an attractive British woman reading Shakespeare makes my balls tingle.
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Reading is innocent but letting her swipe your balls with her teeth is another thing. The true definition of Russian Roulette.

 

Then there is Kate Upton and Sophie Dee. Exceptions to the rule...

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^ Reading Shakespeare aloud that is ^
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mogeffingmog said

snazzlefrass said
Mog has scared them away.


^ BOOM!  Nice.  Well played you fucking cunt!

How is the weekend treating you so far?

 


Like a fucking boss. Now, I've got a month's vacation. Starting in Hawaii, moving to China for hopefully no longer than 24 minutes, then moving west and finishing it all up in Spain. But don't worry, I'll have plenty of time to chat with your sorry ass on here.

 

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doors said

mogeffingmog said


NYHC81 said


mogeffingmog said
Sure fire way to get more sluts in here is to have Hellboy pretend to be Maynard.  HB can play off the accent as Maynard just trying to immerse himself in Aussie Culture.  It could be called, An Intimate interview with Kangaroo Jimmy.  Whores would flood in from all over panties soaked ready to fuck.  Cuz we all know, for whatever reason, whores love Jimmy.


they have women in Australia? what are they like?


Drop Bears.

 


From somebody who is actually from there, that statement ain't that far away from the truth. 

 

Big, ugly and unpredictable. Kidding.

We do have our share of hunnies just like most countries (aside from a few exceptions).

The eye opener was staying overseas for a few weeks in HK and noticing that the women there were a lot skinnier and had more style. Not everyone of them were A grade models but they worked with what God gave them to their best of their abilities. And that is admirable.

On my way back in Brunei I thought I was in my local outer McDees with: sheihlas in visible tatts, all 1's and 2's, flip flops, loud behaviour, wearing tops that were two-three sizes too small, and bearing white skin that could burn the eyes. Depressing...

 


Holy shit, I know, right.

Spend any time anywhere in Asia, and you'll realise how fucking fat and ugly Western women are.

 
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Agreed. They have all the qualities I am looking for in a woman.

They're loyal yet aren't afraid to show their feisty side, family orientated, look after themselves and know how to dress unlike the majority of the girls here.

Crowe didn't you say you had a Korean chick or have one?

 

 
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doors said
Agreed. They have all the qualities I am looking for in a woman.

They're loyal yet still fiesty, family orientated, look after themselves and know how to dress unlike the majority of the girls here.

Crowe didn't you say you had a Korean chick or have one?

 

 


I did a while ago. The slut ended up blowing most of my "friends", so I threw her ass on the street.

Now I'm with a nigger.

 
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crow011 said


doors said
Agreed. They have all the qualities I am looking for in a woman.

They're loyal yet still fiesty, family orientated, look after themselves and know how to dress unlike the majority of the girls here.

Crowe didn't you say you had a Korean chick or have one?

 

 


I did a while ago. The slut ended up blowing most of my "friends", so I threw her ass on the street.

Now I'm with a nigger.

 

 

 Sorry to hear about your ex. Friends, who needs them?

Koreans are known to be "adventurous." Been with one Korean before and she was great. Unhealthy obsession with trying to look white but when they get it right they get it right.

 

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