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Tyson said
“Movies really don’t get much worse than Nicholas Winding Refn‘s ‘Only God Forgives’,†wrote Hollywood Elsewhere’s Jeffrey Wells. “It’s a sh-- macho fantasy — hyperviolent, ethically repulsive, sad, nonsensical, deathly dull, snail-paced, idiotic, possibly woman-hating, visually suffocating, pretentious. I realize I sound like Rex Reed on one of his rants, but trust me, please — this is a defecation by an over-praised, over-indulged director who thinks anything he craps out is worthy of your time. I felt violated, s*** upon, sedated, narcotized, appalled and bored stiff.â€
That and according to Hollywood.com’s Matt Patches, apparently Ryan Gosling only has 17 lines of dialogue.
I think what this dipsit is saying is that you should spend your money on any of the various half-ass remakes or bullshit, poorly acted comic movies that hollywood seems so intent on overly hyping in the recent past
well piss on my tits and tell me it's raining
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petemasterpete said
Tyson said
“Movies really don’t get much worse than Nicholas Winding Refn‘s ‘Only God Forgives’,†wrote Hollywood Elsewhere’s Jeffrey Wells. “It’s a sh-- macho fantasy — hyperviolent, ethically repulsive, sad, nonsensical, deathly dull, snail-paced, idiotic, possibly woman-hating, visually suffocating, pretentious. I realize I sound like Rex Reed on one of his rants, but trust me, please — this is a defecation by an over-praised, over-indulged director who thinks anything he craps out is worthy of your time. I felt violated, s*** upon, sedated, narcotized, appalled and bored stiff.â€
That and according to Hollywood.com’s Matt Patches, apparently Ryan Gosling only has 17 lines of dialogue.
I think what this dipsit is saying is that you should spend your money on any of the various half-ass remakes or bullshit, poorly acted comic movies that hollywood seems so intent on overly hyping in the recent past
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
I can't remember the last decent movie I saw at the cinema. Oh wait, it was "THE HOBBIT". That fucking rocked.
Before that, "TED" and "THE DARK KNIGHT RISES".
That doesn't paint a pretty picture. Hollywood is officially dead.
Tyson said
“Movies really don’t get much worse than Nicholas Winding Refn‘s ‘Only God Forgives’,†wrote Hollywood Elsewhere’s Jeffrey Wells. “It’s a sh-- macho fantasy — hyperviolent, ethically repulsive, sad, nonsensical, deathly dull, snail-paced, idiotic, possibly woman-hating, visually suffocating, pretentious. I realize I sound like Rex Reed on one of his rants, but trust me, please — this is a defecation by an over-praised, over-indulged director who thinks anything he craps out is worthy of your time. I felt violated, s*** upon, sedated, narcotized, appalled and bored stiff.â€
That and according to Hollywood.com’s Matt Patches, apparently Ryan Gosling only has 17 lines of dialogue.
I think what this dipsit is saying is that you should spend your money on any of the various half-ass remakes or bullshit, poorly acted comic movies that hollywood seems so intent on overly hyping in the recent past
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
I can't remember the last decent movie I saw at the cinema. Oh wait, it was "THE HOBBIT". That fucking rocked.
Before that, "TED" and "THE DARK KNIGHT RISES".
That doesn't paint a pretty picture. Hollywood is officially dead.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
George Michael said
petemasterpete said
Tyson said
“Movies really don’t get much worse than Nicholas Winding Refn‘s ‘Only God Forgives’,†wrote Hollywood Elsewhere’s Jeffrey Wells. “It’s a sh-- macho fantasy — hyperviolent, ethically repulsive, sad, nonsensical, deathly dull, snail-paced, idiotic, possibly woman-hating, visually suffocating, pretentious. I realize I sound like Rex Reed on one of his rants, but trust me, please — this is a defecation by an over-praised, over-indulged director who thinks anything he craps out is worthy of your time. I felt violated, s*** upon, sedated, narcotized, appalled and bored stiff.â€
That and according to Hollywood.com’s Matt Patches, apparently Ryan Gosling only has 17 lines of dialogue.
I think what this dipsit is saying is that you should spend your money on any of the various half-ass remakes or bullshit, poorly acted comic movies that hollywood seems so intent on overly hyping in the recent past
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
I can't remember the last decent movie I saw at the cinema. Oh wait, it was "THE HOBBIT". That fucking rocked.
Before that, "TED" and "THE DARK KNIGHT RISES".
That doesn't paint a pretty picture. Hollywood is officially dead.
expecting anal is like watching a pot boil, won't happen bro. you get your ass out there and find that fucking dog!
petemasterpete said
Tyson said
“Movies really don’t get much worse than Nicholas Winding Refn‘s ‘Only God Forgives’,†wrote Hollywood Elsewhere’s Jeffrey Wells. “It’s a sh-- macho fantasy — hyperviolent, ethically repulsive, sad, nonsensical, deathly dull, snail-paced, idiotic, possibly woman-hating, visually suffocating, pretentious. I realize I sound like Rex Reed on one of his rants, but trust me, please — this is a defecation by an over-praised, over-indulged director who thinks anything he craps out is worthy of your time. I felt violated, s*** upon, sedated, narcotized, appalled and bored stiff.â€
That and according to Hollywood.com’s Matt Patches, apparently Ryan Gosling only has 17 lines of dialogue.
I think what this dipsit is saying is that you should spend your money on any of the various half-ass remakes or bullshit, poorly acted comic movies that hollywood seems so intent on overly hyping in the recent past
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
I can't remember the last decent movie I saw at the cinema. Oh wait, it was "THE HOBBIT". That fucking rocked.
Before that, "TED" and "THE DARK KNIGHT RISES".
That doesn't paint a pretty picture. Hollywood is officially dead.
expecting anal is like watching a pot boil, won't happen bro. you get your ass out there and find that fucking dog!
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
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markuspoop said
Hahaha. I remember that.
"Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!"
As for the greatest bad movie, this one takes the cake:
I wonder how many people accidentally got that instead of the one with Micheal Keaton...
Hahaha. I remember that.
"Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!"
As for the greatest bad movie, this one takes the cake:
I wonder how many people accidentally got that instead of the one with Micheal Keaton...
Don't mow your lawn
markuspoop said
Hahaha. I remember that.
"Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!"
As for the greatest bad movie, this one takes the cake:
DON'T EAT TOO MANY HOT DOGS!!!! hahaha
Hahaha. I remember that.
"Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!"
As for the greatest bad movie, this one takes the cake:
DON'T EAT TOO MANY HOT DOGS!!!! hahaha
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The Boss said
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.
Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.
Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.
Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.
Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.
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Calfium Jay said
The Boss said
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.
Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.
Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.
She has more sense than that.
The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.
The Boss said
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.
Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.
Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.
She has more sense than that.
The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
The Boss said
Calfium Jay said
The Boss said
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.
Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.
Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.
She has more sense than that.
The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.
I kinda like M. Night.
Calfium Jay said
The Boss said
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.
Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.
Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.
She has more sense than that.
The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.
I kinda like M. Night.
Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
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NYHCster said
The Boss said
Calfium Jay said
The Boss said
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.
Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.
Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.
She has more sense than that.
The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.
I kinda like M. Night.
No, you don't.
Here's the thing with Shyasndasjndjlan: Everyone likes one or two of his movies; but he's released so many dreadful ones, that it's got to the point where no one actually likes "him" nor his work. They just like those one or two movies he didn't completely suck at.
Oh, and by the way: If you didn't realise he was dead the whole time after a solid fifteen minutes in "THE SIXTH SENSE", you're a fucking idiot. That movie was boring and tedious once you received the OMG REVELATION of that fact.
The Boss said
Calfium Jay said
The Boss said
My girlfriend is dragging me to the fucking gatsby remake on Saturday night. This is the second shitty movie in a row - the last one being the fucking les miserable bag of dicks.
I'm expecting anal for this.
She may as well drag you along to watch her get her uterus scraped. Baz Luhrman is officially film's answer to the bubonic plague.
Your girlfriend owes you a weeks worth of anal and at least two golden showers for that discrepancy.
Oh well...at least she didn't try taking you to an M Night Shyamalan film.
She has more sense than that.
The movie was even worse than I thought it would be.
I kinda like M. Night.
No, you don't.
Here's the thing with Shyasndasjndjlan: Everyone likes one or two of his movies; but he's released so many dreadful ones, that it's got to the point where no one actually likes "him" nor his work. They just like those one or two movies he didn't completely suck at.
Oh, and by the way: If you didn't realise he was dead the whole time after a solid fifteen minutes in "THE SIXTH SENSE", you're a fucking idiot. That movie was boring and tedious once you received the OMG REVELATION of that fact.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
my friends actually call him M. Night Shamalamadingdong. I loved Signs, the 6th Sense ehh not so much. The Happening had a dope premise but horrible acting. The Village had a horrible premise and excellent acting. I actually enjoyed Lady In The Water because of two reasons, (1) Paul Giamatti and (2) inside this 30 year old male there's an 9 year old Asian girl just waiting to get out...
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NYHCster said
my friends actually call him M. Night Shamalamadingdong. I loved Signs, the 6th Sense ehh not so much. The Happening had a dope premise but horrible acting. The Village had a horrible premise and excellent acting. I actually enjoyed Lady In The Water because of two reasons, (1) Paul Giamatti and (2) inside this 30 year old male there's an 9 year old Asian girl just waiting to get out...
Water killed the aliens.
Water.
Water killed them.
The stuff that covers a fucking shitload of planet Earth.
Water.
Yeah, great movie.
my friends actually call him M. Night Shamalamadingdong. I loved Signs, the 6th Sense ehh not so much. The Happening had a dope premise but horrible acting. The Village had a horrible premise and excellent acting. I actually enjoyed Lady In The Water because of two reasons, (1) Paul Giamatti and (2) inside this 30 year old male there's an 9 year old Asian girl just waiting to get out...
Water killed the aliens.
Water.
Water killed them.
The stuff that covers a fucking shitload of planet Earth.
Water.
Yeah, great movie.
O love will you read the letters I will send to you.
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