Random Tool Social Media thread
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Why the fuck can't they just tell us what they are doing? They already are creating what ever it is so why so sercretive about it. I think I have been very patient for anything Tool related and they tease me like this. I am not going to get an answer most likely from anybody here, but I just have to vent because if I bitch about this to my wife or friends they would think I am crazy. You guys don't think I am crazy right?........ Right guys??! We are the same,right??? Haha
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Well that post is about as clear as Blair gets.
At the very least they are currently working on a Salival 2 type thing and that's not too shabby now is it?
At the very least they are currently working on a Salival 2 type thing and that's not too shabby now is it?
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Fo sho! I will be pretty stoked about a salival 2 type thing. I guess I can't understand what the hell Blair is saying ever. Honestly, I have been looking at toolband since 2003 and I have to go to toolnavy or here to get the goddamn translation or what you all think he said. So thanks Hellboy for being my Blair Rosseta Stoned.
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Reading Blairs posts and newsletters is truly like deciphering hieroglyphics.
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It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.
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Nice lol... so what's the score so far?hellboy wrote:It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.
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Danny on the next Palms album?!
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The U.S. measures success in military power and bank account size. Our devolution in communal tendencies is a disease. But... keep patting yourself on the back...xZ1mM3r wrote:Nice lol... so what's the score so far?hellboy wrote:It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.
USA - 753
Australia - 1
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I wasnt implying anything about bank accounts or military power.... you brought that up.inspiration_tactic wrote:The U.S. measures success in military power and bank account size. Our devolution in communal tendencies is a disease. But... keep patting yourself on the back...xZ1mM3r wrote:Nice lol... so what's the score so far?hellboy wrote:It's not that hard really. Thankfully in Australia we have a decent education system.
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but after a few quick searches, it appears the USA and Australia are very close in education systems. USA is ranked 14 and Australia is ranked 15.
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Fourteenth place! Fourteenth place! Fourteenth place! But seriously, that can't be right. I thought it was more like 30th or 40th place.
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201 ... ng-sciencexZ1mM3r wrote:but after a few quick searches, it appears the USA and Australia are very close in education systems. USA is ranked 14 and Australia is ranked 15.
We're not that high... well we're probably high but not relative to exam scoring. I see per this article we ranked 30th in Math, 23rd in Science, 20th in Reading... slotted between Slovak Republic and Lithuania in overall results. But hey, at least we spend a lot.
"While the U.S. spends more per student than most countries, this does not translate into better performance. For example, the Slovak Republic, which spends around USD 53,000 per student, performs at the same level as the United States, which spends over USD 115,000 per student."
Our education system is bad enough to allow us a blissful ignorance... and a subsequent pretension directed at other countries.
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It should be noted those results were from the 65 countries that participated in the PISA testing
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Haha only Tool fans could turn a "random social media" thread into a debate about who's country is smarter...
We are all fucking dumb
We are all fucking dumb
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You can only slice "smoke on the horizon" so many ways...
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Oh yeah - well Australia have a bigger average dick size than the US too. Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/ ... rmans.html
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Stay on topic fuckos
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If they took you out of the equation the gap would be even biggerhellboy wrote:Oh yeah - well Australia have a bigger average dick size than the US too. Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/ ... rmans.html
Anywho, have you gotten any news from any of your sources? Its been a while since I've seen you mention them.
edit: Tool related sources not tool related sources
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That's what she said.Ravenpig wrote:
If they took you out of the equation the gap would be even bigger
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Small dicks everywhere...sorry for you guys
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So what you're saying is that you prefer bigger dicks?basejumper wrote:Small dicks everywhere...sorry for you guys
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It's obvious, RP. Look at the mushroom heads on his profile pic. See what you did to us Tool? We are on here literally talking about tools because you guys are fucking around too much..
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